My dad cut off his finger today (by accident, of course)

i dunno, got this pic from this website, I think its some kid who was falling on a rail and then fell on the edge of his ski, but im not very sure, I think thats what it is though.

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no dude, that long white thing in the finger isnt the bone, it cant be... its way too skiiny and no joints. that is prolly a splint... so when they sew it up, it doesnt just flop over, it will stand up... knarley for sure tho

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Yeah i cut off half my middle finger and chewed up the rest of the inside of all my finger's. God times fo sho! The pain isnt is bad as it sound's, i mean dont get me wrong it hurts like Fuck but yeah im still alive so no worries. I just get flashbacks of my hand beeing mutilated alot and can never sleep but other than that im good, minus a shitload of spelling error's due to the inacuracy of "Senior Stub" yeah thats right you fucks i named it!

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"Plus I saw Nick (Calskierx) throw the sickest Rodeo 7 off a natural hit this year on them. He did brake his full face helmet though".....Skimasterflex

 
Nah dude its soo badass, i work with kids and they ask em all the time how i did it and i get all creative and like i said it didnt hurt "too" bad i mean i wasnt crying tell lets say 45 minutes later after a shitload of drug's. then i was crying my ass off haha i can admit it. i mena you would too if you didnt no what was left of your hand i only saw it a little after i cut it so i didnt no what was and wasnt there.

"Plus I saw Nick (Calskierx) throw the sickest Rodeo 7 off a natural hit this year on them. He did brake his full face helmet though".....Skimasterflex

 
Some guy that my parents knew was cleaning some kind of farming machine that chops shit or something, and his shirt got cought in it and it pulled him in and killed him. They had to after cut pieces of him to get him out of the machine too.

 
Yah it does for sure, and one of his kids found him in there too, and he had like 3 kids and shit, so now my cousins always have to help out, so they can keep the farm running.

 
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