My dad cut off his finger today (by accident, of course)

Tolz

Tolz

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has anyone else had their finger or part of a finger cut off?

"Hey guys, Chad fell down."
 
a kid in my class chirped his finger right the fuck off on the weekend. they sewed it back on and hes going to bring pictures. RIGHT THE FUCK OFF FOR CHRIST SAKES

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damn that sucks ass. what did he do?

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CalskierX on this site cut off the tip of his finger. he put pictures up and has a thread on it

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remember the bevis and butthead when they are just running everything threw this saw and then bevis just goes he he he he he and holds his fingure up to the saw and cuts it off. and then when they go to the hospital they nurse says ok give me the fingure and butthead flips her off. then the guy puts bevis's fingure back on and the doctor says not to use it and he picks his nose and his figure stays in his nose.classic bevis and butthead. and you never explained how yer dad cut his fingure off.

 
my dad cut off the very tip of his when cutting the turkey on thanksgiving. it was a pretty good size chunk but it came back

 
I was playing with my stepdad and hid in the bathroom so I grabbed the door by the sides and he didnt realize so he shut the door and a whole section of my middle finger got almost fully cut off(hanging by a piece of skin), so just went to the hospital and they stitched it back on, not much pain, more affraid.

Gravity sucks

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i only have a half of a pinky finger it got fucked up while i was working at this construction site for the summer and it was like 3 days before christmas so i was pissed a brick droped on my finger and was crushed so they cut it off

 
nah, but an old friend of mine was working on his roof with an exacto, and it kinda slipped and sliced the tip of his finger off. now, instead of that shit being round, its flat. so his finger is like a rectangle, its pretty funny, but sucks cause he has no feeling up there.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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keep it real.
 
I was cutting some kind of food and sliced the tip off. it wasn't too severe, just skin and some flesh off the pad of my finger.

-katie
 
A guy in my class, got his hand stuck in the ski lift and cut his three middle fingers off.

your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms' - Lateralis
 
my uncle was holding some grass while his friend cut it and the shears cut off the tip of his finger they glued it back on

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my friend was opening the tail gate on a big truck and the tail gate slid and it cut his finger right off.

 
A friend of my, was using a lawmower, and he went over some sticks and the blade got stuck, so he decided to kick it and his toe got cut off. But he got some money for it because some safety device on the mower wasnt working that shouldof turned the mower off.

 
I heard a story of a kid who put his hand in a food processor once.

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
can i see a pic...

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my friend chopped off the top of her finger while cutting a bagel last yr.. it was pretty gross. they hadda sew it back on and everything. now it looks ok tho. lol (a yr later)

how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box - anathema
 
i dont have a picture...sorry^

he was using an electric saw with a 4 1/4 in. blade when the saw grabbed the board quicker then he thought it would and it caught his finger

"Hey guys, Chad fell down."
 
my uncle was using a utility knife to cut carpet and he was at the last part and sliced from the tip of his finger to his first knucle off. they got it back on though.

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when i was younger i was watching buffy the vampire slayer and i heard a crash in my room and i thought it was one of the monsters from the show, so i grabed the swiss army steak knife my dad got me for camping and stuff and i took it to my room and i was searching around my room for it then i went to put it down and cut clean off the top secton of my finger i didnt even relze it at first then i saw the blood and freaked out.

then i went to the sink and tryed to run it under water and the part of finger i cut fell off in the sink and i tryied to put it down the drain so my mom wounldnt see and it wouldnt look so bad, but it didnt work and she came and started freaking out and i had to get a whole bunch of stiches and now i cant feel a thing in that finger.

 
monopatinrider did this to his finger.......

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well. thats narsty.

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fuck how did he do that.

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ive never cut it off but i got my finger stuck in a fence and pretty much ripped it out so that it was hanging off.. its pretty deformed now... take my advice stuff that was easy as a kid is not so easy under the influence haha

 
last yea some kid in my class was playing with sissors and he accidentally cut the tip of his nose off, it bled but wasnt too bad

 
I have a friend, and in grade 1, he lost half his finger to a meat grinder. The worste part is, his chewed up finger was in a sausage. Only a stump is left....

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theres this crazy fucking guy at my school and i was standing with my girlfriend waiting for an exam and he comes up and starts talkin to us and i barely knew anything about him but he was sorta friends with kate(my girlfriend) and he has this huge bvandage on my hand and i wa slike uhh dude what happened to your hand and hes like oh i was mad at my sister so i stuck my hand in the blender. i was like oh uhm that sucks..........i have to go to my exam now. i am so creeped out by that kid

If I tried that my kingpin would get stuck in one of the holes and id fly 357 degrees celcius and die- Mat(Deafboy)
 
by the way friday could you have spelt finger wrong any more times

If I tried that my kingpin would get stuck in one of the holes and id fly 357 degrees celcius and die- Mat(Deafboy)
 
I trashed my index finger once when I was stripping this super thick aluminium wire...just cutting towards myself and i sliced it pretty bad. I was like 8 years old and my parents had people over for dinner so they didnt take me to the hospital. It still deformed.

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YO POST THE STORY OF THAT NASTY ASS PICTURE OF THAT SEVERD FINGER.DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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i didnt cut off a finger, which sucks for your dad, but at work (in a deli) i went to place the meat on the slicer and hit my finger on the blade, which was off and cut the top across, just kinda flat, and sliced my nail in half, it bleed alot, but now if feels like i have no nuckle on that finger.

Also my friend was drivign his 3 wheeler one day and hit a bump and his fingers went in between the sprocket and chain and took off his middle finger so it is level with the one on the right side and took his other finger down a little bit.

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Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

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OKAY SO THE STORY TO THE PIC I POSTED!

according to skier27 who posted it for monopatinrider - "the rail started to fall, so he reached to grab it and stop it from falling and his finger got caught underneath, it was a heavy ass rail too.... "

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i just scraped off half my thumb on the pavement

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I am so takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles

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This pic is from this website, I dont remember who posted it but tis gnarly for sure

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Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
i know someone who chopped off their finger trying to repair a the chain on a dirt bike and when it was running he got his finget cut off by the chain.. actually it might even be more than one finger.... maybe even 3 can't remember lol

 
Holy fuck! That pic is fuckin insanity to the max, well yes, my friend was riding a motorbike and he accidentally rolled off a 20 foot cliff and he stuck his hands out to break the fall a bit and lost his pinky.

-Matt Hollman
 
that picture is fucccked up. how is that the bone? it's not bending at all?!?! where's the joint?!?!?

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