My Crazy Tanner Hall Dream

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So the other night I had this odd dream about Tanner Hall and I feel the need to share it with NS.

I was working back in the shop tuning some skis when my boss came in to inform me that Tanner Hall was coming in and needed to borrow my skis because he broke his, and he was about to head out to Hood for summer shred. I allowed it, as I wasnt going to be using them any time soon.

Flash forward to the end of summer, Tanner comes back to the shop with my skis, which he ended up snapping in half. I was pretty pissed, but couldnt really do anything about it, so he went on his way.

Flash forward again to a new day (who knows how long it was in between the scenes in my dream) a package arrives addressed to me from Tanner. Inside was a giant Rasta Lion hoodie and a pair of T.Hall Pro Model HEAD skis! (Yes, I know T doesnt ride for Head, which made it that much more weird) I went to my boss and yelled at him how Tanner was a big dick for sending me head skis because I hated head skis (which in real life, my boss loves head skis) and he got pissed at me and told me to blame Tanner & low and behold in walks Tanner, and I threw the ski at him spear style straight to the dome.

And that was my dream...

-Danny-

 

[Slowbro]

what the fuck man

 

[JahLiam]

Excellent

 

[DIX~]

cool

 

[.Hugo.]

Don't know what you're trying to accomplish with this fiction

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Pro Tip: don't smoke ganja before bed

 

[Top_Gun]

This one time in my dream I became lucid, so I could control it, and the first thing I did was figure out how to fly, flew to the chile(it was summer) and just shredded like 30" of pow for what felt like forever with these hella bomb chicks. It was so fucking sick.

 

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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?!?

 

[appa]

tl;dr op had a dream where tanner gave him head

 

[t_rob]

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[Holte]

Were you pretty stoked on the giant lion rasta hoodie though?

 

[a_burger]

ha

 

[Dode]

I don't really know how to respond to the lion hoodie...

 

[danderson.]

Dude, you're an asshole in your dreams.

 

[Crispy.]

Aren't you a shop..?

 

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Yes we're a shop. However we are also human, both myself (Danny) and Joe are NS contributors for our shop page

 

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The rasta lion hoodie was pretty epic

 

[Ribss.]

I partied with tanner at the Crystal Bay Club just the other night, some chick he was with flipped a bitch and ran up and down the street screaming about some stupid shit. True story. Tanner is da man.

 

[DIX~]

ellie.rasta?

 

[YooperSteeze]

I love newschoolers.

 

[SteezoSaurus]

The first post you've ever done that made me laugh.

 

[The_Hannes]

that was flawless

 

[lrob]

you wont be ski boss if you ride for head

 

[WVskiing]

Scrub\it needs to snow

 

[percs]

Tl: Tanner hall's career goes down the drain and gets dropped by armada and is picked up by head, like simon dumont.

off topic but

What is Tanner Hall's favorite kind of pepper? A JAHlapeno