my cousin just got put in prison

PurpleSkier

PurpleSkier

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my cousin robbed a bank with a bb gun and got sent to prision, then he got out a year and a half later, stole 3 cars, and went back for another year, when he got out he broke his parole for having sex with a minor and downloading porn, he just got sent back for 6 years, so i sent him this shirt

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conversation with a canadian chick:

me: your money is fucking worthless

her: you got something against canadians?

me:no, just their money

her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?

me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands

her:wait a minute...good point

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
 
dude that t-shirt has a X on it sweet he'll be stoked!

sorry to hear, man why can't he settle?

Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
 
im sorry, but people like that shouldnt be let out of jail

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
 
no, it is illegal if you are under 18, but he is 18, its that it was against his parole thing i think, or it was underage porn or something

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conversation with a canadian chick:

me: your money is fucking worthless

her: you got something against canadians?

me:no, just their money

her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?

me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands

her:wait a minute...good point

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
 
my cousin is in jail for stealing $50 from the neighbors... they claimed it was over $450 (the neighbors are real fuck ups and lie all the time about everything) and now he has over 4 months for this fucking shit

.:[Tyler]:.

*President of the erich's penis fan club

 
stupid petty theives and chronic offenders should just be executed so they dont pollute the world with their offspring. i have no sympathy for criminals that get caught.

 
ya your cousin screwed up alot and he deserves what he got

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yeah he must be retarded for breaking the law over and over and over people like that seriously shouldnt be let out or parolled cause theres a 99 percent chance that theyre gonna do sometin like it again

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