My conversation with a canadian

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seemeski

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This was at an 11 hour festival, where beer was avalible the whole time. This was between bands and they were blasting music, so it was hard to hear. I'm Charlotte, and the canadian is, you know.

Canadian: You’re a very pretty girl, did you know that?

Charlotte: Huh?

Canadian: Have you ever seen someone, and know that you’re gonna spend the rest of your life?

Charlotte: Umm, no I don’t think so.

Canadian: Are you gonna run?

Charlotte: Maybe

Canadian: What? I didn’t hear you.

Charlotte: Not now.

Canadian: Well I told my friend that, you see that girl right there, I’m gonna marry her and spend the rest of my life with her.

Charlotte: I’m flattered but…

Canadian: (talks for about 3 minuets, ½ English ½ French.) Do you understand?

Charlotte: I didn’t hear a word you said.

Canadian: I’m sorry, I can’t flirt in English.

Charlotte: How many beers have you had?

Canadian: 8 or 9 (plus the one in his hand) But that doesn’t matter

Charlotte: Sure it does.

Canadian: No, it doesn’t matter.

Charlotte: You could not realize a thing you’re saying.

Canadian: Naww.

Charlotte: How old are you?

Canadian: 19, why how old are you?

Charlotte: 13

Canadian: No. No, don’t tell me that, you’re not thirteen. Is she thirteen? (He asks a girl)

Girl: Um I don’t know

Charlotte: Here’s my ID.

Canadian: No, NO.

Charlotte: What time is it? I’ve gotta go.

The rest of the night he was looking for me.

 
Charlotte: How old are you?

Canadian: 19, why how old are you?

Charlotte: 13

HAHAHAHAHA......but kind of dirty at the same time

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hahaha, 8 or 9 beers and he starts sluring info french...

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haha

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ya us canadians know how to treat a lady.....thats for dmn sure

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see you were talking to a French Canadian thats totally different from a Canadian. Now you know what the rest of Canada needs to put up with.

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ahahahaha.... you have to realize that 8-9 beers for us canadians is nothing.

'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
 
bahhahaha thats awesome

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after you showed him that you are 13 and clearly don't have your license, you should have been like, "This isn't where i parked my car..." And just ran away.

jibba jabba
 
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because I like poop.
 
hey fuck you guys she looked 19 ok and i didnt fucking know she was on NS lay off you woulda done the same under that many beers and my names Brian not "canadian"

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I don't know
 
hahaha, its so true. French-Canadians are not like the rest of us.

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no canadian jokes TAYLOR ur getting not as sharp

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that wasnt me. it is some girl with my icon i have had for two years.

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HAHAHA DAMN FUCKIN STRAIGHT

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julian was talking about the comment snowbunny made thinking it was me because of the icon but it wasnt me. so i was just pointing that out.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get
 
Even then, you got dragged by an idiot french canadian one of a kind. Not all french canadian are like that.

Responsability,what's that?
 
seeme ski i got you so bad hahaha haha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa okay im done

sorry i was just being stupid

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I don't know
 
what if i live in wherever that concert was in the summer ????

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I don't know
 
what if i had visited vurden and i wasnt from there but i was there

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I don't know
 
Well what if, what if the guy that wanted to marry me was actually a girl, who went to all these soncerts and figuerd out ways to get kids to show ids that they're underage and could get beer and ciggs like buying candy, then she goes to her leader and reports it, then.......

 
the dog that was sitting ON THE LOG pissed all over the cat who knowingly dodged the line of piss from the dog who then kicked him in the face so he couldnt see and then the cat who couldnt see clawed the dogs face and the dog couldnt see so they both went blind and became best friends

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i am a demublicandepentantomunist
 
nah the moral of the story is...cocaine is a hell of a drug

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i am a demublicandepentantomunist
 
i like beer....not poop

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