...Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Ohh you know, just some serial killer. I would have thought he'd be going after Capt'n Crunch though.
Seriously though, that's some pretty hardcore shit. The only stuff that I know about that's happened around here was about a month ago my friends neighbor held some people hostage, and a few years ago, I found some chick living in my woods under a tarp. She escaped from some naughty girl home down the road.