My cab last night

to tide us over until someone comes in with one:

last year a lady cab driver i had asked us if it was okay if we took a detour past some guys house. and then she asked us to throw a bag of garbage out the window onto his lawn, along with our beer cans. it was great lol
 
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Last year, my two friends and i were drunk and cabbing home after a night out. We had gone about $12 on the till, and my friend starts to feel sick. To make things even better, she was sitting in the middle of the back seat. Knowing this would not end well, I pushed her over my other friend, and rolled down the window. Of course she misses and pukes all over the passenger seat, which was empty, thank god.

With the most horrified look on her face, she yells "RUN!" and I try to open the cab door, while it's going about 50 km/h. The cab driver is trying to grab his phone to call the cops, and we are all shitting bricks. I remember that I have $80 in my bag, and like a genius, decide to give it at the cab driver, in payment for the chunder filled car.

I end up throwing the $80 right into the pile of puke, and we book it out of the car, and run like 4 blocks. We made it home like 2 hours later.
 
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