my burrito gave me a blister.

IrishDrink87

IrishDrink87

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so im sitting here (obvously bored) and im eating a burrito that i just took out of the microwave, and i cut off a piece cause im weird and eat everything with a fork. i pick it up with the fork. it falls off the fork. on to my thumb and the beans stick to my thumb. there is now a blister.

im pissed.

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Should have poked ventilation holes into your burrito with your fork and let it cool. Besides burritos kinda suck

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WHAT!? burritos are bomb, i dont know what the hell youre talking about!

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Burritos are great, but not as good as chalupas, they're not mexican food, but oh so tastey... At least you dan't have a blister in your mouth, those are always fun... ^You sir have some eating issues.

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first of all,

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HEY! I'm tired of all this senseless burrito bashing, burritos are fucking awesome. Irishdrink, I'm sorry to hear about your misfortune but I hope this won't deter you from enjoying the good goodness of burritos. Just respect the hottness that is a good burrito and you will never again have any burrito related problems.

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Line69...word.

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Respect the Burrito.

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Burritos are fucking dangerous... you have to leave them for hours because they retain heat so well. They're good once they cool down, but looking at a burrito and not being able to eat it sucks.

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thanks irishdrink, I'm glad to hear you're not going to let this one experience deter you. Blisters come and go, the love of a good burrito lasts a lifetime.

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squeakywaffle said it best. When you nuke a burrito it takes forever to cool down, but you can't just sit and stare at it so you have to wait for that moment when you can eat it without injuring yourself too bad.

 
burritos are for mecicans

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irish, did you puncture the blister with needles yet? thats my favorite part about blisters is loading them up with holes and just lettin all the shit ooze out of them.

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do you also like dressing in all black and praying to your savior, satan?

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hahaha no, i dont know why i like to pop blisters, zits, whatever. im not like that at all. are you telling me that you dont enjoy that shit too?

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you cant forget the hot sauce on a burrito. a burrito is nothing without hot sauce

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yeah burritos rule, but i hate real ones. i only like fake mexican food like 7-11 and taco bell

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^ I agree. With real mexican burritos you get what you normally do with all real mexican food...

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^they dont have fire sauce in canada taco bells. it bites

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blisters that you get from burns dont have juice in them. its the blisters that you get from shoes and stuff.

it pleases me to see that there are other burrito lovers out there. kinda sad though, cause i thought my toilet joke was funny. )-:

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Its all about steak grilled stuffed burritos from Taco Bell. load them up with mild sauce, and your in bliss.

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knock it off quickflash, youre being a little shit.

seriously though, im going to have taco bell today. i will savor my burrito and let it melt in my mouth and just put a band aid over my thumb. then all will be well.

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Taco bell is the only reasonably priced food place at the movie complex near me, all the other places are like double the normal prices. Plus it's really really good... I dunno what that guy up there was talking about, they have fire sauce here. If it's not way too spicy for 95% of the population, it's not spicy enough for me.

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it doesnt hurt anymore, so its all good. i can enjoy my burrito with no distractions. but if i burn my self again, but at taco bell, the hairy mexican woman who works there will be getting a piece of my mind...and ill peel my blister off and throw it at her.

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You're an American, just sue taco bell.

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i had a burrito the other day and took it out of the microwave and it was extremely hot so it burnt the top of my mouth.sucked big time

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sorry J.D. i should have said they dont have fire sauce in ontario, canada. its very unfortunate

Peter: What the hell did you do?

Brian: Me? Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?

Peter: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk.
 
wow whichever bitch said you should use mild sauce should be shot, because even the fire sauce is pussy shit, but anyways the best burrito type thing ever is the cheesy gordita crunch from taco bell, holy shit those are good

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^Lineskier: It's because it's a chain restaurant. They call things 'spicy', but they really aren't, because they don't want retards to get pissy with them, like that btch who sued McDonalds because her coffee was too hot. It's bullshit. The Taco del Mar near me is a lot better for taht kind of stuff, and Nando's Chicken is a good place for spicy food if you tell them to make it to level ten and smother on the hot sauce. But if it's from a chain, it's gonna be mild, no matter what you do.

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A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
yeah but taco bell should name their sauces

mild would be: im a bitch sauce

medium would be: at least im not a bitch, but im still a pussy sauce

hot would be: i almost have balls sauce

fire would be: at least im trying sauce

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awesome dude but i do what i want so dont worry about it

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irishdrink you were completely wrong about blisters, i was burned from hot oil splattering and almost instantly i had blisters filled with liquid.... most blisters tahts even moderately severe will fill with liquid, it's your bodies way of trying to heal it

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oh yea, and burrito's are disgusting, possibly because i don't eat meat, also because beans are nasty

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^ that would do it... you could go for a quesadilla though

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youre gay if you dont like burritos.

and i just finished my taco bell.

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