My buddy kyle...

GorillaChop

GorillaChop

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K so, liek a month into summer, me and my buddies were all chillin at this river called steelhead with liek a forty foot cliff or sumshit, and my buddy kyle jumped off it, and everything was fine, and dandy until we left. When we were chuillen after that like 5 or 6 hours after tha shit went down, he keeps saying he has got water up his nose, and hes gotta get it out. Well the next day, he can hardly fucken move, and the fucken water shot bacteria from his nose up into his occular cavity, and up through his sinuses and shit. Hes layen on his couch just straight puken from the pain, his eye is as big as a fucken lacrosse ball, and he goes into the hospital. They had to fucken like cut poen his face and shit, and like had to have a tube in his arm for 2 weeks permanently, sorta liek an insulin pump but for drugs. So as it turns out, when he was in the hospital for liek that three weeks, the doctors fucked up somehow oh one of his blodo or w.e tests, so now hes gotta go back to the fucken hospital, get fucken surgury one more time, and hopefully be allowed out of the fucken hospital!!! Oh yeah, also their are only a couple people to have ever survived through this shit, and one the guys who dide, six months fucken later, his eye explodes, he goes crazy, and fucken kills his family.So im just liek right fucken sketchen bout one of my fucken best friends.

That is all hahaha
 
It's "fucking" and not "fucken", among many, many other things. You are also a liar or twelve. Either way, your life is meaningless and I hope you drown in the puddle of urine and feces that probably surrounds your retarded body, in the cave your parents left you the minute they realized how dumb and pathetice you are. :) cheers mate!

 
k well grammer police

i aint a fucken liar, and you good sir are a bitch

you know how fucken rugged what you jsut did is?? fucken beaken someone who is goen under the knife, keep it out ya sshole bitch
 
holy spider mans balls this is horriable

fucken you cant say fuckin or fucking?

beaken? the k and t arnt even remotely close on the keyboard

goen you missed the i its not near the e

sorry pal, sympathy for your friend and your English teacher.
 
haha im just kidding man, it just pesters me on some spelling errors, not every word needs to be right, just when theyre blatant it annoys me, but i did offer solid advice, go check out a doctor and see if you can get a prescription, helped me a hell lot with my adhd raised my gpa from 2.7 freshman year to a 3.5 junior year
 
if thats true, that sucks and maybe you shouldnt be jumping off of 40 foot cliffs if you dont know how to safely

and seriously, even if you do argue that the internet is not made for intellectuals, you need to realize that those who read this forum like to be able to understand what the fuck someone is saying.
 
You left out the part that almost all ADHD meds give severe depression to its users. A month in on pills and I was nearly suicidal, had a 4.0, but wanted to die
 
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE SPELLING
stop being such faggots. if you actually read the thing his friend got FUCKED up.
sooo unlucky dude vibes to that kid
 
ya, idk, i got a new formulated one that has less side effects then aderaol and wont effect with suicidal tendencies, also ive never really heard of it bringing a onset depression.
 
dude, sorry to hear about your friend kyle...hope everything ends up alright. and screw all you guys about spelling, not to hate or anything, but seriously, if you gotta put someone down about their spelling mistakes in a thread about his friend getting fucked up, then thats pretty low.

Peace.
 
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