My brother is fat and stupid

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Ok my bother is going to be 9 soon he is over weight and gets picked on alot. He dosent play any sports what so ever and he wants to be a long distance runner yet he gets winded going up stairs. He CANT TIE IS FUCKING SHOEs OR RIDE A GOD DAMN BIKE, HE IS 9!.

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tell him that he can do it. running just takes practice to become good at it. the more he runs, the longer he will be able to run and the more weight he will drop. at least he has some sort of goal

 
I feel sorry for him.

You should teach him to be cooler :-)... Don't start telling him he's fat though. That can seriously fuck his head up psychologically. If he's really fat, you should talk to your parents, not to him. They are the ones responsible for him eating too much or too fat.

I know a girl with a severe mental depression which has been linked directly to the fact that she was little, her father told her she was too at and shouldn't eat so much.

Now she's really goodlooking, but has been both anorexic and bulimic for more than 10 years...

So don't FUCK IT UP!

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does he have vel-cro shoes? yes your brother is fucked up and he doesnt know how to talk on the phone

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Be nice to him, make him try sports, it sucks for me because I have bitchy sisters but try to save this kid.

Oh and is he fat becauses he eats too much or because its in his genes?

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^damn yea man just have him run like around ur neighborhood or somethin and he will get better and get faster and be able to run for a longer distance and in the process he will be outside and losin weight

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Get him to do 5 sit ups a night. Just 5. After a couple weeks, bump it up to 10. Keep going. The core muscles are probably the most key muscle group and also where most of his fat probably is.

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you sound like a prick. if i had a fat bro i would try to help him. not say shit about him on some internet site. wanna here something gay my lil bro fruit boots and wanted me to make him a video. i didnt... i taught him how to do it himself.

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'You should teach him to be cooler :-)'

hah, you dont know misty7, his brother is prolly 'cooler' then he is

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tell him that he has bigger titties than his mom. oh yea, fuck up his head.

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tell him to take the hams out of his shirt then call him a fat fucking retard. then to add a little injury sucker punch the fat fuck and break his fucking nose. that might smarten the little bitch up

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Tell that little butterball to go outside and pull weeds till his hands bleed. I wanna see Crisco coming out of his pores.

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you guys are assholes, if your brother really is that 'fat' then starting him off on running won't do shit but hurt the kid. Start him off on walking, have him go outside and walk a mile around the block or on a track. Make a schedule for the poor kid. Have your parents buy reduced fat food. Take away this kids video games and tv privileges. Here's my plan for you

1st Month:

Monday - Stretch, then walk 1 mile

Tuesday - Stretch, walk one mile, 20 sit ups

Wednesday - Stretch, ride bike for 2 miles

Thursday - Stretch, Walk one mile

Friday - Stretch, walk one mile 20 sit ups

WEEKENDS OFF

(repeat for entire month)

2nd Month-

Monday - Stretch, Jog 1 Mile at 11 minute pace

Tuesday - Stretch, Jog 1 mile at 10 minute pace

Wednesday - Stretch, bike 4 miles

Thursday - Stretch, jog 1 mile at 11 minute pace

Friday - Jog 1 mile as fast as possible

WEEKENDS 20 SIT UPS PER DAY

3rd Month

Montday - Stretch run 1 mile at 9 minute pace

Tuesday - Stretch, run 1 mile at 9 minute pace

Wednesday - Stretch, Run 2 miles at 11 minute mile pace

Thursday - Bike for 5 miles

Friday - Bike 5 miles

WEEKENDS 50 sit ups per day

Within about a 3 month period, your brother will most likely lose about 40 pounds. This will only be true if you help this kid out, make him stay on his schedule, and force him to get outside and get active. When hes sitting around take him outside and play some tennis or frisbee. Also make sure this kid eats right.

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you started off too rough for his bro....he answeers the phone like 'HELLOOOOO!!!!!!'and misty7 is super skinny and alex is fat

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keep inmind that eating right doesnt mean les fat, it means less carbs. Carbs are what make people fat becuase they break down into sugars which, when there is an excess of in the blood streem, are converted to fats. Limit or compltly cut our his charbs. No chips, Bread, Pasta, frenchfries... ect. Have him eat more protiens like nuts and beans and chickens. Eating healthy is the best way tolose weight.

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maybe he's like the opposite of anerixic and he just can not get skinny maybe he should see a doctor eh.

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Do what ec-tom said, sounds like a really good idea, and for crying out loud teach him how to ride a bike and that way he will loose all the fat in no time...

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Ok what i guess i didnt explane is he is beond help. I have offered to run, help him ride his bike, ski ect... but he dosent want to. I want to help him but it also dosent help that my parents feed him ashitload. At my graduation party he eat 2 hot dogs, 1 hamburger and a huge pice of cake he got sick soon after and left. Sit ups? if he fell on his back i dont think he could get up, he HATES going out side durring the day. The only time he will go out side is for food or durring dusk. He is horribly scared of bee, butterflys, lady bugs bascily any kind of bug or anmimal.

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2 dogs, a burger and a piece of cake? for real, is that a lot? I eat that much like 5 times daily.

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attach a fishing rod to his head and dangle a tasty piece of kfc on it and make him run while he tries to catch it

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yeah that would make it that much more hilarious

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hes talking to thisangelicrage lateralis...your brother is hopeless....make him watch ski movies and maybne hell get into it...or tell him that michael jackson lives in the house and he never goes outside and mj only likes fat kids so then your bro will go outside and run

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Haha this is crazy my little brother is the exact same way, he's the laziest kid there is and eats twice as much as i do. My parents try to get him to be active but he always cries and whines until he gets out of it, and they always give in.

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haha this is so funny my bro is the same way but hes a skinny little shit. hes 14 and a little BITCH hes lazy as fuck and doesnt do anything. hes just a little brat that plays xbox and goes on the comp. any help for me? when we are at my condo to ski i say hey man lets go out, and hes like nahh i wanna stay in and play xbox. i swear the kid eats, plays xbox, watches tv and cries when he doesnt get his way. and the worst part is, if i kick his ass ill break him in half and then ill have a dead little bro and that would suck

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ahahahah all these storys sound like me... unless theres something fun thats fuckin looming in my face, like goin skiing, tramping, whatever, ill pretty much sit on my ass and eat... but i cant get fat even if i try so i guess its all ok

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andy turn alex into a player then hell get skinny for the ladies

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my friends little brother is pretty fat, but hes working on getting him into shape. Before dinner he makes him do like 5 laps around the house then if he wants desert he has to do it again. You just cant give into his whining.

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Kids have to get beat. I'm not talking ruining shit on there faces, just enough to remember it. I worked at a camp last summer for kids age 5-13 and there were a lot of kids who thought they ran the place. If parents weren't afraid to slap up their kids and teachers were alowed to use rulers as weapons, I think kids would be a lot more behaved and respectful.

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^yeah def...society in the us is ruining itself with sueing and shit...gotta teach the kids the ol fashion way if you want ti done right

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^^That's exactely what i've been telling people for years, trash. All these little bitches today think they're hot shit and all it would probably take is one punch to put em in line. But then you'd have parents suing. I hate it cause in our school there are freshmen that talk shit to seniors but if we would have touched them we would have been suspended and charged. It happened to a couple kids i knew who decided they'd had enough from the freshmen. What it comes down to is they have no resect anymore because there is no fear that anything will happen to them

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tell him to do things that look fun, but involve running. like, say i know of a mean dog just down the street. say 'Hey, go put this pag of sit on there doorstep, the set flame to it, and run' then the kid does it and the dog chases him, and he is forced to run. or just get him a puppy or friend.s

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