My boyfriend replaced me with full tilts

[Remora]

The title pretty much says it all.

He bought a pair of new full tilts... and now he looks at them the way he used to look at me.

He said he'd sleep with them instead of me but I'm warmer.

Sooooo all I've got on his boots is a heartbeat.

Owned.

 

[gmack24]

and a vagina...

 

[Blurst]

solid first reply

 

[StevenSegal]

hmm...interesting.

 

[Mr.O]

yeah i dont think we can add much to that.... maybe tits too?

 

[Delphi]

Your BF must have a gigantic wang to be able to please the full tilt's opening.

 

[0ptions]

lol well done.

 

[crazyfuck]

i think that's his nice way of saying, "you need to lose weight."

 

[timmi]

get a boob job. then you will have full tits

 

[MatRich]

well I sort of understand him... I mean surely your not nearly as flexible as full tilts

 

[sstricky]

it doesnt matter... your just jealous because you dont have a penis

 

[amo]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FULL TITS!!!!!
get it?

 

[TheButterHashira]

or full tilts

 

[bemmis]

maybe you suck and he doesn't like you much....?

so if you suck and the full tilts are really nice-- suck

 

[east_toast]

Just let him wear his full tilts during sex, problem solved

 

[Cudder.]

very true

 

[blindside]

well look on the bright side, now he can really afterbang you

 

[ClownPrince]

Wow, there are some solid one-liners in this thread.

I'm not going to try to add, undoubtedly I'll fail miserably. It makes perfect sense though, Full Tilts do solve all problems.

 

[VTtreeskier]

You beat me to it, naked chick with full tilts soooo hot

 

[amo]

you need to read more closely.i seriously hope he's not a chick.

 

[skithesprings]

 

[Mr.O]

I lol'd

 

[summersover]

bang like a hammer?^i love that pelican thing... priceless

 

[Mr.O]

Not as good as the pelican but still funny

 

[TechnoPotamus]

 

[Jordan]

No but really, that might of been the greatest thing ever.

 

[Peter.]

but all funny pictures aside, obvious troll is obvious

 

[no_steeze]

 

[Scott~]

He probably picked up some Full Tilt Vagina Pro Models...

 

[Mr.O]

best post yet!!!

 

[GNARcoleptic]

not gonna i laughed for a solid 2 minutes ++karma for giggles yo

 

[Santa-Cruz]

great thread toaday

 

[EvanMeyer]

well now

full tilts > life

 

[Aaaron.]

my full tilts arrived today

they fit perfectly, and have effectively blown my mind. now all i have to do is ski them

 

[Snowcase]

Maybe if you hadn't replaced him with a very large cannon in the first place this wouldn't have happened?

 

[eheath]

Sound like you need to put out.

 

[sstricky]

sounds like someone is having a case of the fulltilties

 

[inactive]

why do that when you can sit on NS with them on. They even make you claim better!

 

[Z_rob]

i raped a full tilt one time.
i didnt get the shin bang but i got aids instead

 

[Jordan]

Shame all the full tilts had to say was this: "Is it in yet?"

 

[Remora]

AHAHAH... we were actually talking about that this morning.

 

[hellomynameisjef]

full tilt porn would be like the hottest thing ever

 

[Crack.]

hahaha good thread

 

[Remora]

...maybe a little clumsy, actually.

 

[jwhyte]

I find it funny when people make threads about there personal life.