My Boy Mikey E Jizzed On A Woman at my Grocery Store

[jibjunkie]

Yeah, title explains itself in this case.....

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/man-arrested-for-spraying-substance-073010

 

[bitchezluv=]]

hahahhahahahahha thats greasy

 

[bitchezluv=]]

ps. crazy black man...

 

[1337]

Hahahahaha he's smirking

so did he fap or use some sort of spray bottle

 

[BC.]

Apparently he stored his own semen in a fucking hand sanitizer container. THEN proceeded to keep said substance and find potential victims. What a badass.

 

[family_vacation]

atta boy

 

[hokkanee]

I really cant think of a better way to spend m time

 

[Bar_Down]

pic = his face after this incident went down

 

[2_fadez]

 

[skinakedfast]

Hahahahahahhahahah yes

 

[MrYeates]

made my day

 

[t3hb055]

It doesn't count unless it's the real deal.

 

[Jonny7]

what a great way to spend your time during summer hahaha

 

[pmw]

dude seems satisfied

 

[2_fadez]

glad to do so

 

[.Ben]

"On July 29, 2010, the Gaithersburg Police Investigative Section arrested 28-year-old Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr. of the 17000 block of Downing Street in Gaithersburg. Edwards was charged with second degree assault with additional charges forthcoming"
Assault? really?

 

[Black-Bandanna]

 

[Relish_man]

exemplary troll!

 

[Mooserz]

his picture basically says to me "yeah I did it. And I don give ah fuck. She liked it anyways....."

 

[wintersway]

.

 

[Peter.]

sorry, try again

 

[Black-Bandanna]

I realize it was on other people; I just couldn't resist a little photoshop fun, regardless of if you find it funny or not.

 

[DERS.]

thats hilarious.. but he doesnt have shit on grandaddy k and big e... (go hard remix son)

 

[jeremy.g]

ahahaha what an excellent crime

 

[pomme-de-terre]

what? how is that 2nd degree assault?

like... can any man really ejaculate with enough force to cause bodily harm to another human being? where can i learn this skill?

 

[feihlination]

if you need photoshop for that, i feel sorry for you. this shit looks like it has "5 min in paint" written all over it.

 

[frp1080]

haha his mugshot is great

 

[Black-Bandanna]

I'm on a Mac. Paint is a Microsoft accessory.

HURRR DURRR

 

[ski_DC]

this would happen in Gaithersburg...

 

[Black-Bandanna]

And if that would take someone 5 minutes, then I believe their IQ would be less than 70.

 

[2_fadez]

don't talk shit about gaithersburg

 

[deleted5]

you win

 

[Uncle.Badness]

SHottts shashasha shots sha shots for everyone

 

[jibjunkie]

 

[ski_DC]

gaithersburg is some shit man haha

 

[ChipSki]

hahaha. Now I want to watch these videos but im at work and have no sound

 

[Jahseph.]

Hahaha epic thread

 

[Forkstealer]

You guys really think 2nd degree assault is too harsh? If he has HIV they could give him attempted murder. Law is gay.

 

[ChillTeenDad420]

well idk, I wouldn't really like getting jizz on myself. but who gives a shit, it wasn't me so this guys a boss

 

[B-runge]

made my fucking day/night/tomorrow as i am super baked right now and literally can not stop laughing when i see that

Salute*

 

[jibjunkie]

updizate: my local radio station apparently called mikey to chat but i wasnt awake i think skoll may have heard it so bump for when he gets off work

 

[RockyMountnHigh]

How would he know you were on a mac?

HURRR DURRR

 

[Zump.]

thats so fucked up

 

[Black-Bandanna]

...well he obviously wouldn't...haha. That would be retarded to think he could know. Just like it's retarded to assume I have MS Paint.

 

[DJ_Pauly_D]

Now thats bro and if you watched the video [people take this way too seriously... its fuckin jizz not some radioactive subsaqtnce you can go take a shower and wash your clothes and ta-dam its gone.. not worth spending money to put him in jail

 

[infedel_one]

skeet skeet

 

[samwise]

He's gonna get his ass whooped for this if he goes to jail

 

[popNfresh44]

hahah I love how they make it sound like such a serious crime...I would call it a prank, or public mischief...even if he has STDs, how is his semen going to migrate from a womans back into her openings?

 

[Peter.]

she could have had a cut on her back

 

[jibjunkie]

i love the women in the video the second woman looks like she would like it