My bird was eated

RudyGarmisch

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Our parakeet got put outside in his cage, but somehow someone left the door open. It flew around squaking all afternoon in these trees around my house. My sister finally coaxed it down after chasing it around with a net and almost getting it, but heres the ironic thing: As soon as it comes down on this stump, my cat springs out of nowhere and snatches it, and kills it. freedom on the day he died....

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a bird can't be eated

it can be eatEN

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thank you gramer queen. um dude... that is a terrible storie. my budgie Ralph got eated too. my sister had just called home from england to say that she was engaged... so my mom was on the phone, and I was putting ralph back in his cage.... so I droped him on the floor in my room and he was running along back to his cage, and my sisters cat jumped over top of me ran up and killed my budgie. I was soooo pissed. I started crying and shit... and my mom had to hang up on my sister. yep. I don't like cats very much.

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I like dead kittens.
 
we had a budgie named kiki,someone had left his cage open and when we got home he was floating in a pot full of water in the sink,

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whats a budgie, anyways my dad had a parakeet that could talk and stuff whe he was a little kid and his grandma was cooking a soup, and they let the bird fly around the house and stuff, so the bird was flying and it messed up or something and it fell into the boiling soup and died

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heres a good idea just tie ur bird to a string let it out of the cage and hit it with a bat its a live pinata it must be awesome

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i had a bird..his name was Cristoph, he was a german bastard, then a stuffed animal, a golfer tried to kill him, but as it turns out he got really depressed and hung hismelf from his rope swing

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We had a cockatiel and my mom used to let it sit on the top of the cage when we were all in the kitchen. Well this one day ( we had the bird for a couple of years) this past march one of our dogs is lying on the carpet by Sarah (our birds) cage and Sarah jumps off her cage to the floor. The next thing we know we see little yellow feathers fluttering to the ground next to my dogs mouth. My dog ate my bird whole! It was a sad day but now we laugh about it!

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those god damn cats.....

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budgie is short for budgerigar. budgerigars are a type of parakeet along with like 50 other species of long tailed parots. the birds people call 'parakeets' are actually budgerigars a spacific type of parakeet.

Dave Pauls

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I like dead kittens.
 
capurnifuck.....go kill urself

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I once had a chicken named henry. One night, we ate chicken and henry was gone....what the hell happened to henry?

I had baby rabbits that got eated by friggen raccoons. That was depressing, but the mom and one baby lived, cept the baby had his all the skin on one of his legs torn up, but he lived anyways cause we took him to the vet.

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