My Bad Luck Part 2 with the football team

InfernoHits

InfernoHits

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I haven't been jumped yet. so today I was on my comp watching Shanghia Six, I was hammered and there was a knock at my door. I yell come in thinking it was there 2 girls. 4 football palyers come in 1 being hte one we jumped. they didn't knwo my name who I was or anything and I know who told them who I was so they will die. 4 of them surround me and I am all alone. They ask "yo you fuckin punch me" I was hammered and I said yea I hit you. So I am alone so I stand up to the kids and say "so this is gunna hurt right, your gunna beat my ass right now huh?" and the id were like we arne't getting fined for noise violatins becayse coach will find out, when you step outside we wil find you and you will die. They were asking me names of people and I told them shit. It would hgave saved my ass to tell then but I'm not giving up my friends. They now know where I live my name and all this other shit. I am so fucked right now... damn it.
 
Dude, most football players just think they are really tough. I have to deal with them the whole season, since I play football. I hate almost every fucking kid on the team though. There is enough ego to make a fucking blimp float, all stuffed up in one locker room. They all talk big, but I have yet to see any of them acctually act on their word. Just start carrying a blade 3 inches or bigger and bust it out anytime they get aggresive. By the way, what did you do to get these kids so pissed. Or is it just a roid rage?
 
i would deck them, straight up, no bullshit, you have to do something big man, or its going to be like this for a long time.
 
it's not really bad luck, bad luck is whne unfortunate things happen for no reason. in your case you just have a drinking problem thats going to keep fucking you in the ass forever. maybe you should give up booze come new years... see if your "luck" changes
 
I can fight I'd be able to do shit one on one but when I am surrounded by 4 I am kidn of helpless and not gunna throw a punch
 
From what it sounds like, your only hope is to convince them to have a fair fight, and just let you and the one you jumped go at it. Thats pry not likely though since you didnt give the kid a fair fight in the first place, but i forgot what the whole story was.
 
They're a football team, so they're all fat. Just run really fast.

Or, just point out the nearest gay strip club, and they'll go running into it to fuck the strippers up the ass and snort blow off each others boners. Again, they're a FOOTBALL TEAM...we're talking about guys who initiate rookies by sodomizing them with BROOMSTICKS..why are you so afraid?
 
no they aint fat, west virignia football, #10 in the country. And we didn't jump him for no reason, his 2 friend jumped my one friend and broke 2 of his rips, so 6 of us went after 3 of them... same ratio and beat their asses so I dunno they are dumb football shits
 
yo ill hook you up with my boy in new york city queens. he can get a grenade for 250 and uzi for 350 and ak-47 for 550. USD
 
Well, it's a football team, I'm sure they do something gay like that, being gay is a prerequisite for playing football.
 
dawg, listen. if you're ever in a position with nothing to lose; say, getting attacked by 4 football players, just lose it. go absolutely nuts.

it's a proven fact that the craziest person in a fight wins. so grab the nearest glass object, smash it at their feet, and scream, "you wanna get crazy? i'll show you crazy!". then glare at them, with your eyes as wide open as possible, standing like your ready to go anytime now.

if you end up losing...well hey, you took advice from a stranger on the internet, and it didn't work out for you. but remember...go insane, and you'll kick ass.
 
hahahaha yes

and wtf your all weird kids jumping each other just man up and apologize or whatever or take your beating etc.

why was your friend jumped in the first place
 
yeah if you go crazy then they will leave you alone. theyd be scared shitless if you pulled a knife on them and started swinging at them
 
man just dont be a bitch. its all about intimidating them. Make them think that if they kick your ass you will personally fuck each and everyone of them up so bad. Go to them with your friends and kick their asses. Do it.
 
My buddy's Dad told us about his strategy. Some guy told him that some day he would get big and kick his ass. Instead of working out, my buddy's dad trained for running. The time eventually came but the kid couldn't catch my buddy's dad. hahahaha, poor guy wasted all that time working out for nothing.
 
tell teh coach they are threatening you, and they will never touch you.

If they DO beat your ass, tell the police and get the kicked the fuck out of school. Who cares if it's a bitch move, it'll save your ass.
 
or just threaten too, that'll probably deter them since they didn't want a noise complaint..
 
niobody fucks with a kid that goes into a fight with a shattered beer bottle in their hand. seriously, if they come into your room again, just smash one on your desk and walk towards them without talking. it couldnt be more intimidating
 
when they come up to u next time be like ur a fuckin bitch, u cant fight me urself so u gotta bring ur friends, then u might get um 1 on 1
 
Dude challenge their pride. Be like "alright, this unfair bullshit has gone on long enough. One of you vs me" and then proceed to beat the living shit out of him.
 
dont be a pussy...football player are meat heads and are pretty retarted...stand up for yourself and dont let them think that they will beat you...they are just other people and because there football players at your school they think they own the place.. fuck that... kick there ass's
 
if u have a shotgun put 1 real shell in first then a bunch of blanks. If they come 2 ur house again shoot 1 into the ceiling then just start shooing off the blanks at them
 
yea think mike valley....theres a very high chance they wont do shit theyre prolly mad cuz they havesmall penises...i play football and all the kids r like that think there tough just make good friends with a big crazy black guy
 
Dude, you should have thrown a punch while they were in your room. That way you would have got one good punch in to start and the morons would have got in shit for a noise violation with there coach. If your going to get in a fight, you might as well throw the first punch and not let them jump you like a group of bitches.
 
just act like a complete pshyco when they are anywhere near you like bang your head into shit and spit all over the place...they will be far too afraid to come near you
 
well if they jump you, like run into walls and shit afterwards, and like go to the cops and be like, they beat me HARDCORE. and you will have like a shattered skull and shit. cause like a cracked skull can heal, a criminal record stays forever.
 
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