my baby died today.

bitchassphatz

bitchassphatz

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yes, so it happen. my baby was killed tonight. i don't know how to express how fucking angry i am, but the ass kicking recieved by the bong-breaker made me feel better. none the less. i ask you all to mourn for Dr. Suess.

this is her resting:

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this is her in action:

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damn that baby smoked, may the marijuana gods rest her soul. and may i meet a good glass blower to one day fix this queen.

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fuck you, it was pretty serious to me. like i said that was my baby, my very first bong.

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man, dude...whoever broke it should be killed. That was a very very nice piece, i remember seeing the pictures you posted a while back and thinking that it was a high quality piece. It's always a shame when something happens to your smoking utensils because you really do develop a relationship with it.

If you want the person killed, i know lord_piot would do it just on principal.

Harvey: 'worste-game-ever'

dpoiii: 'haha so bad it deserved an extra e'

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haha I knew exactly what it was going to be, a bong or a plant...all used in the same mission. I feel your pain brother...I feel your pain.

We've lost two within a year at the JC house...it hurts man, but all I can say is get back on the horse and find yourself a new lady, it's only a bandage but it makes it feel better and leads you on the way to recovery.

RIP Dr Suess

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If I can't do it homey, it can't be done. I'ma let the champagne bottle pop ima take it to the top fo sho ima make it hot.

Trouble maker whaaaat!!!
 
sorry to hear that man,it may be hard to find a replacement that feels right but whatever it is Dr seuss' spirit will be within makin every rip special

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
you're a fucking worthless piece of shit you dumbass, I hope you go get high and kill yourself...now that is an extremely serious post that I just made...I yearn for the day when you all will take your last puffs...it is coming soon

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and that's why no one hangs out with you.

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i personally dont smoke much, but i dont care if other people do.

Paxie=odd name huh?? but i'm still a ski goddess.

'oh for sure. mon petiti chou-chou'-candide thovex.
 
you talkin to me mercer, because a waste of oxygen like yourslef could never have any opinion or comment that could even remotely affect me, you are garbage, human refuse which will soon be disposed of

Thank you for reading my post,

have a nice day :)

the thing I like about highschool girls, is I keep getting older but they stay the same age!

I don't just huck, I suck

Actually my name isn't even James!

Hugs not drugs!

can't we all just get along?

love your neighbor, even if he is some creepy old man

I hate hate

visit my crappy website...OR ELSE!

I flunked out of school cause I'm hardcore!

the REAL creator of the NS.com cousin exchange program!

How are you gonna learn to party in school, MOM!

Enter your new signature below:

Submit

Official whistle toting deputy ski patrol.

Andrew and I (standing in liftline) : 'DILLHOLE!'

guy up front (while raising hand): right here!

Don't drop your pocket!

I'd like to give a special thanks to gsqueen, who named her thread after me...my 1st very own thread
 
yes, i was talking to you

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hey fag cut that shit out of your sig that says you created the cousin exchange program, because it was me, and shorten it a shit load because its too long, also your a big fag

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im so sorry maybe this will cheer j0e up.

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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

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Mercer, I said a prayer today for Dr. Seus. I'm sorry for the loss man.

Oh, and SlickDickInTheAssJamesJik, why dont you come over here some i can kick your ass, you dirty fuck ass bitch.

-Dan

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If Pigman had a car he'd give you a ride.

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that sucks dude.... so how exactly did it break? did you just one day return home to find it slain on the ground?

you can't touch me, nobody has that right.

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yah dude yer sig is so fukin gay and long, faggot hahaha

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wow i can't think of anything funny to say this really sux
 
jigga what^

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k, story goes as so:

background: bro's been takin the bong a lot and i banned him two days prior to the breaking. told him he would break ti or one of his friends. used the example of my garage floor breaking it when i told him a scenerio of what would happen.

so i goto work yesterday and right when i left i guess they took it and used it in the garage, one of his friends knocked it over and broke it on the garage floor. i fucking predicted the breaking two days before

what's weird about this is that i had a perculator that went with it too (as you can see in the pics), and yea i predicted the breaking of that perculator too. crzy shit, i also had a dream of it breaking a couple months ago and was being all careful with it. so, all in all, i put forth my best efforts to keep that bong alive and my fucking pussy ass little brother broke it for 3 bowls and a nice ass beating from me.

oh yea and the new bong i'm gonna get.

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piot that picture does help.....but why didn't ya clear that rip ya pussAY!

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wear the grudge like a crown jameswhatever

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hey dft...what's your address, I'm sure I can work you scum into my schedule

And I'm not gonna shorten my sig cause some stoner trash tell me to, you detriments to society have no right to tell a REAL person what to do,

anyone else want a thorough beating give me your address

Thank you for reading my post,

have a nice day :)

the thing I like about highschool girls, is I keep getting older but they stay the same age!

I don't just huck, I suck

Actually my name isn't even James!

Hugs not drugs!

can't we all just get along?

love your neighbor, even if he is some creepy old man

I hate hate

visit my crappy website...OR ELSE!

I flunked out of school cause I'm hardcore!

the REAL creator of the NS.com cousin exchange program!

How are you gonna learn to party in school, MOM!

Enter your new signature below:

Submit

Official whistle toting deputy ski patrol.

Andrew and I (standing in liftline) : 'DILLHOLE!'

guy up front (while raising hand): right here!

Don't drop your pocket!

I'd like to give a special thanks to gsqueen, who named her thread after me...my 1st very own thread
 
hey, nice graphics on the second pic

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my friends piece Bob broke recently. It was a bowl blown back in the sixties; it had a lot of history in it. It was smoked at all sorts of sustantial peace rallies and whatnot, then one night it was dropped and completely shattered.

-Chris Peck
 
i had a nice glass bowl (no, it doesn't compare to your $200 bong) and i kept it in my room and told my brothers they weren't allowed to use it. so of course they take it anyways when i'm not home, leave it in their car, my mom comes with me to take my sister somewhere, looks in the glove box, and finds it. i was pissed. i liked that piece too.

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Were you saying something about a beatdown? Oh yeah, your just an ignorant shit talking 12 year old with a signature so long that it PISSES OFF EVERYONE TRYING TO READ A FUCKING THREAD BECAUSE IT TAKES UP TEN POSTS. Come and try to 'kick my ass' with your embarrassingly juvenile internet threat, but I doubt you'd be able to see me with your head so far up your ass.

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Nevermind the fact that your site is possibly the stupidest thing I'v ever seen.

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