My apartment is haunted by ghost dogs. PLEASE HELP

[crotchvent]

So I I've in this apartment by myself and have 0 dogs cause we aren't allowed to have any. Lately super weird stuff has been happening like food being eaten not by me. Music being turned on in the middle of the night. And thus morning they woke me up at 5 and this is the first time I've actually seen them and there are eight of them. They are white and super hairy yet leave no fur all over the place like normally hairy dogs do. So help me out. How do I get these ghost dogs out of my apartment?

 

[Zypher]

Sounds like you have got a case of the cougars. Late aged women too old for the you know what but still think they got it in them. They're trying to get you to go after them. Just bring home a younger woman and they will leave you alone for the time being, their only weakness is condoms and commitment.

 

[OregonDead]

You have mice in your apartment and you need to trap them because mice are gross.

 

[kung_powpow]

Lay off the DMT and they should go away

 

[.Hugo.]

Ill believe that when me shit turns purple, and smells like rainbow sherbert

 

[powderdrunkie]

try poisoning them until the LSD wears off

 

[ascent_studios]

How do dogs turn on music? The fuck?

 

[270on420out]

Give them a biscuit. Milkbones preferably

 

[TheSmokinL]

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[NewEscuelers]

Cover your wiener in ghost peanut butter

 

[crotchvent]

Cover your wiener in ghost peanut butter

This seems like the best idea so far where do I find this stuff and should I put poison in it or do I need a special ghost poison?

 

[fries]

Oh summer NSG, how I miss you.

 

[crotchvent]

Update they are real dogs and I'm even more confused

 

[CluckaChuck]

This seems like the best idea so far where do I find this stuff and should I put poison in it or do I need a special ghost poison?

Ask the Scooby Doo gang. They always fuck wit Ghosts and Penut Butter

 

[saskskier]

Last summer, I came home to my basement suite, sat down and ate lunch only to have a black cat scare the crap out of me. My windows had all been closed and there are two doors to my place (and no one upstairs has a cat).

I later found out that my landlord had been over and had to run grab something from the laundry/storage room in my suite (which I'm totally cool with. My landlord is an awesome Hungarian dude) and when he ran down, left the doors open. The cat must have followed him in and when he saw it, he thought I was pet-sitting or something and didn't want to accidentally let someone else's cat out.

Since then, the same cat has come in through an open window twice and freaked me out each time.

 

[OregonDead]

Update they are really mice and I'm even more confused

This is why you need to set mouse traps. Keep setting traps until you don't kill any mice for a few days. Don't get generic traps. The Victor brand metal petal trap is the best.

 

[NewEscuelers]

This seems like the best idea so far where do I find this stuff and should I put poison in it or do I need a special ghost poison?

All I know is that it feels pretty good

 

[crotchvent]

This is why you need to set mouse traps. Keep setting traps until you don't kill any mice for a few days. Don't get generic traps. The Victor brand metal petal trap is the best.

I don't know how I said they are mice I mentioned to say the are real dogs and not ghosts.

 

[JohnBolea]

Hire ghost cats to chase them out duh

 

[brett_fisher]

i caught one of them give me 420 dollars or i let them back in.

 

[crotchvent]

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i caught one of them give me 420 dollars or i let them back in.

This definitely was nothe one of themy plus I am pretty sure they are real dogs now. Also they are terrified of asians. Not sure what to do with these real dogs though.

 

[brett_fisher]

This definitely was nothe one of themy plus I am pretty sure they are real dogs now. Also they are terrified of asians. Not sure what to do with these real dogs though.

op I'm not asian same with the dog so kinda confused ?

 

[crotchvent]

op I'm not asian same with the dog so kinda confused ?

I think it's because asians eat dogs.

 

[ascent_studios]

I think it's because asians eat dogs.

fucking racist dogs

 

[GayWolf420]

get some milkbones. All dogs love those

 

[DirtYStylE]

Rig some firework booby-traps. Dogs HATE firecrackers and loud bangs. Also, you might burn down your house which would solve this problem too

 

[brett_fisher]

I think it's because asians eat dogs.

rent your couch to asians they eat the dogs profit .