my alarm clock is conspiring against me

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Crystal-needs-a-park

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at least once a week, and always on a wednesday or friday, the days i have german, my alarm clock will not go off. today for example, 11 am class so ive gotta get up at 945, woke up at 830, looked at the clock, went back to sleep.... woke up at 1... and now jib_this is getting me sick that asshole. but at least hes not my alarm clock, that asshole hates me and is trying to make me fail school.

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there needs to be more than one person or thing for there to be a conspiracy, so its just against you, but if you had two alarm clocks then there could be a conspiracy

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My alarm clock conspires against me too.

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

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my last alarm clock broke... does that count? it may have been like 12 years old but still.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
my alarm does that sometime too. like i'll wake up at 6:15 then go back to sleep because i still have a half an hour, then i wake up at like 7 and realise my alarm isn't going off.

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my alarm clock broke too and i never rember to buy a new one...so i just have my friend call me when she wakes up for school, it works well its like a wake up call hhaa

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it happened to me this morning and once last week I have go get up for my math class m,w,f at 7:15. It either doesnt go off or instead of an alarm is some kind of country music that never wakes me up. This morning I woke up 1.5 hours after my alarm went off (missed class again) and it was playing some slow jazz so it took that music 90 minutes to wake me up. I think more of the problem is I goto bed at 3 o clock and have to wake up 4 hours later everyday

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
hhahaahah, 4 hours of sleep never works.

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haha, yeah, pretty much... i do a lot of that... but nonetheless... my only rpoblems come on days i ahve german... i think it really hates germans.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
Wow i just figured it out, my alarm clock knows if I continue on the path I am on I'm going to graduate college get a real job and therefore CAN AFFORD A REAL ALARM CLOCK. so it's doing everything in it's power to maintain it's usefulness in my life.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
ha, that must be it... theres probably a whole army of alarm clocks training in iran to destroy american college students.... even those studying 'abroad.'

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
I broke my alarm clock this morning, now I don't have to worry about a thing exept for when my parents will run into my room yelling at me to wake up 10 minutes before I have to leave.

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ya josh last two weeks i have slept through my history class its gay stupid alarm dosent go off

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I think my AA Higher Power is looking out for me, because everytime I get drunk on a work night and pass out before setting the alarm, I've been waking up at the right time.

 
my alarm clock does the same thing... every now and then it changes its self from AM to PM, so it goes of 12 hours late/early. I need to check it every time befor i go to sleep to make sure AM and PM is right. I think part of the problem is when i get back to my room at 4 in the morning, drunk and i set my alarm clock, i see it saying AM and think 'that cant be right.. its night time' then change it. Either way i need it to work right now more than ever. I have to take penicilin every 6 hours... and i need my alarm clock to wake me up in to to take it..at 6am... every day... I hate my life.

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i turn my alarm clock off in my sleep and cant help it. so i put it in my mommys room and make her get up and throw rocks at me untill i get up.

 
i just fucking did it again. fuck you alarm clock, fuck you. im going to london drugs aand replacing your ass.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
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