My advice to single guys

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A friend of mine is turning leagal age soon, and will probably going out to bars. He often gets frustrated with the ladies, so I wanted to give him this advice, but then I decided to share it with all of you:

When you go to the bar, if you want girls to approach you

1) Dance. It doesn't matter if you can dance or not. Almost every girl that has approached me, approached me on the dance floor. And the one chick that approached me at the bar, gave me her no. on the dance floor.

2) Dance with confidence. Like I said, it doesn't matter if you can't dance. I'm probably listed as one of the 10 worst dancers ever, but some girls say they actually like my wacky style. Girls just seem to like confidence.

3) Along the same lines as above, don't be shy to dance alone. It's so much easier to approach people when they aren't surrouded by a billion friends. Any time I'm approached, I'm usually doing my own thing.

Good luck.

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that is so true, girls like guys who dance. i know this for a fact cause it's worked for me and my friends, if you're dancing they will dance with you

Seize the carp
 
i cant dance for shit man, seriously, id shoot myself if i saw myself dancin in a bar

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girls like guys who dance, guys who are confident, romantic guys and guys who play the guitar. However, if you posess all of these qualities, and ugly, you have no chance with women, no matter how much they will argue with that.

reason being is that on avg, women are a lot more shallow then men, deep down inside, which isnt very deep because they are shallow. Men(on avg) want just fuck anything that is a human female.

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^truth

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These are the only 2 lines that work as lines:

'I just wanted you to know that you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and I'm glad I worked up the courage to talk to you.'

'Most of the women I know would kill to look like you.'

Both of these appeal to the catness of women.... one makes them feel like they're so hot they're unapproachable (and they like it). The other makes them feel superior to other women.

 
both those work really good.... but also the best one to use is ' Hi my name is (add your name),you want to fuck.' best pick up line ever

Don't be scared it only pussy.
 
ok man

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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or another personal favorite: 'Are you tired? or do i have to walk by again..,. wait... are you... nice shoes... SHIT! I can NEVER say these damn lines correctly! Stupid, stupid, stupid!'

 
i personally like when women burn men like when a guy says, 'i dont remember ure name', the chik says 'its pbly better that way'

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'Leagalize PORN'

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say back something obnoxious... 'yea... I don't know your face either. I've only really been seeing the back of your head.' and say it LOUD so people here

 
u really want a girl, u sneak up behind her, give her a poke and pull and shell be beggin for more

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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Jay is so on with the dancing. I love guys who dance. It totally shows that you have confidence and that you don't really care what other people think of you. Good stuff.

 
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When I got of age and started going to clubs I just started dancing off the bat, and you really will be surprised how much more attention you can get if girls come up to you to dance or you can successfully dance around them until you're dancing with them. And at college, most every time anything further will usually come from some hot dancing. I've been told I dance well, and I've also seen guys I consider that don't dance well still have no problems dancing with girls. As long as you have a sense of rhythm, you'll be fine.

 
Hahaha, I LOVE guys who dance! It's so sexy. Just about the only guy I know who doesn't is this senior named Kyle who thinks he's THE shit, and I mean superior to everyone! He always talks about how awesome of a dancer he is and how much of a pimp he is, but he's SOOOOO stupid and he can't dance for shit. Usually it would matter that he can't, but he just begs to get made fun of because of his false bragging. He looks so funny. It's more of a comedy than anything to watch him.

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whatever when is ee guys dance i feel sorry for them...i would rather not get girls than look like flaming idiot trying to dance

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my dancing is RUBBISH, so im never gonna do it unless i get like professional help

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i can totally picture Jay dancing and pickin' up the ladies.

i, for one, dance.

Brody

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I think I might be on that list of 10 worst dancers too, but I still dance. You are abosolutly correct about having confidence.

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i can only dance to techno and slow songs. hip-hop and that shit's just out of the question

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jay is right, but what about whipping your dong around in a circle in the middle of the dancefloor?

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hes right. last night, i hade a dance and this hot ass junior came up to me and asked if i wanted to dance, i knew her pretty well, but i was kinda like uhhhhhhh....... i am really bad. shes like i'll teach you, i was like ok, but i'll look like a faggot. so we started dancing and she was all over me, i was like holy shit, she broke me off, i couldn't handle it buth then she said she thinks its sexy when guys arn't good dancers but try anyway, i was like YES!hahahha it was dope, then it ended with a good kiss, good advice rebel

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petek's first comment is gold

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

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being able to play guitar really well helps so much. they love it. i can only dance to techno or just slow songs.

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Dancing isn't hard, seriously, all you do is just go up to a girl put your hands on her and rub your dick against her ass.

 
ok, i can't and don't dance, i'm barely confident, but i'm sorta romantic and can play the guitar like its my other job.....

is there any hope for me?

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