my 7-11 just got robbed

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just went to get gas for the lawnmower and three supercops took down the story. my guess is the island iceheads ran out of drugs some time early this morning and ran out of money last time they picked up. out of funds and drugs they send it to 7-11, got some cash and are high as fuck right now.

'buy a bunch of weed...then mix small ammounts of it in with oregano and sell it to little kids for a high price...that way you can get more money for you origanl purchase'-AJ_concepts

4.2o

well im a freaky streaker like winnie the pooh

a t-shirt no pants and i dance the bugaloo


 
That was really fucking hard to read, learn how to type a complete sentence. But that wud be crazy to be there when it was gettin robbed.

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damn son

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
theres seven eleven's in the city that i wouldnt go in without a gun for my own protection, big deal

who watches the watchman?

slot machines made legal in Pennsylvania? next stop, the ninth level of HELL
 
''Thats prety retarded, but you have serious grammar and spelling problems. '' ha, retardo, it's pretty, assclown, also I belive it's spelled ''That's'' damn a post about shitty spelling and the first two words are wrong. Don't you feel like a pig fucker now? No? Well maybee that's because the pigs weiner is up your ass.

You can say anything you want if you don't mean it.
 
^ i think caps would come into play also to show emotion. instead of 'Well maybee that's because the pigs weiner is up your ass.' you coulda said 'Well maybee that's because the pigs weiner is up YOUR ass.'

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
Oops, 'maybe' only has one 'e', your mistake. Your welcome.

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pigs have corkscrew shaped penis'. they hump in a twisting motion, when they reach climax, they use the corkscrew to lock in place, and blow their load. :)

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freerider_klo: not random Don't you feel like a pig fucker now? No? Well maybee that's because the pigs weiner is up your ass.

He was talking about pigs fucking people in the ass. so i gave my knowledge of pig fucking to you guys.

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Only Westcoaster in the Eastcoast Cult

 
^ well thank you in return of your knowledge of corkscrew shaped penisis.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
HaHa thats funny cuz 3 nights ago 3 7-11s got robbed in the same night around here it was hilarious

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. 'She hates guys,' Pete lamented, 'so it’s not going good.' Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
 
i steal stuff from my 7-11. I dont if thats robbing the place but they got some good porno mags

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
a bank like 10 miles away from my house was robbed yesterday, they had guns

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'

acholcol makes me its bitch
 
^ no way... they robbed a bank with GUNS!!! holy shit! they mustive meant business. i mean robbing a bank WITH GUNS and all...

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
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