Mushrooms

[.shep]

Taking my Magical Mushrooms final in an hour. Kinda forgot to study, should i consume some 'shrooms before???

 

[.AR6rider.]

I suggest KCN instead. That shit will get you mad high, dog.

 

[Bateman]

i think your life suck, and its about to suck more.

 

[geteducated]

sure, maybe you could hallucinate a higher test score.

 

[theabortionator]

I heard they get you way more fucked up if you boof em

 

[.shep]

yeah dude, one time my friend was trying to boof some meth but he grabbed 'shrooms by accident. he would randomly shit himself for the next 3 days, not to mention he was tripping the whole time too.

 

[theabortionator]

I boofed a gram of bathsalts before the night set at camp bisco last year. Best night of my life.

 

[Bateman]

yeah bro thats sick. Can i have an autograph from your cousin, Eminem too?

 

[.shep]

idk about eminem but my cousin's autograph signing days are over, he injected bath salts into his arms with a needle he borrowed from a hobo and got a massive infection, both arms were amputated

 

[.AR6rider.]

Go find that needle and inject it into your neck.

 

[theabortionator]

You best inject yo neck, you best inject yo neck

 

[.shep]

how about you go ingest some amanita virosa

 

[GrabsForFun]

haha

 

[.AR6rider.]

I like how you googled "poisonous mushrooms" in order to keep the thread on track while trying to come up with a decent rebuttal. I applaud your efforts. You're still an idiot.

 

[Lolocaust.]

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[.shep]

nope, just in college bro! guess they don't teach you kids such things in middle school

 

[.AR6rider.]

Glad to see that you're wasting your money on botany classes, instead of actually learning something important.

 

[.shep]

plant pathology and it's more lucrative than those solo masturbation cam shows your mother does FYI

 

[.AR6rider.]

Meh, we get by. Those shows bring in a lot of cash. You really should try a real major though.

 

[Spinoza]

Hahaa. At least he's putting up a good fight, unlike many kids up against mr AR6

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

cause he was such a fungi!

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

why did he have to leave?

because there wasnt mushroom!

 

[AWALLRUS.]

"I figure if I study high, and take the test high, I'll get high scores!"

 

[.shep]

I approve of the jokes from this squirrel fellow although I could do without the 5 seconds it took me to scroll down for the punch line.

 

[Spinoza]

Just had some big portobello mushrooms with the beef tenderloin at dinner. [insert Homer Simpson drool sound]

 

[Bateman]

Classy.

 

[2_fadez]

sounds like you never took the shrooms because you were too busy bragging about it on newschoolers

 

[Puns]

What comes at the end of a story of mushrooms?

The morel.

 

[icantskiiFILM]

ayyyy camp jokes come up everywhere