Murder City Devils

What_A_Wookie

What_A_Wookie

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I find enjoyment in them, you may too.....checkem out

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.

14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
 
i have heard that they are good

Dad:'I dated a girl that went to that school, Suzy Friedmen'

Mom:'You went out with a jew?'
 
ah yes the bassist derek (now in pretty girls make graves) - used to work at this amazing punk record store (in seattle) and we would go visit him every week for very good record recommendations. total hollywood.

song of the week to download: 'going up the country' by canned heat.

Jimmie Dimmick: 'I'm not a cob of corn, so you can stop buttering me up. I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, all right? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes out shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the expensive gourmet stuff because when I drink it I like to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.'
 
theyre over with now... broke up. they took a while, but they finally grew on me. im a fan. in name and blood.

-you think you can take us on... you and your cronies-
 
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