muppets

yeah i have one in my icon

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Life's not a bitch,

Life is a beautiful women,

you only call her a bitch

because she won't let you get that pussy...-Aesop Rock

See all y'all at Session 3 of High North
 
I watched Muppet Treasure island two months ago. I love Muppets. I love Pirates. I love Muppet Pirates fighting Tim Curry.

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-Dan

''Harvey: I love you maximumsushi!!''
 
muppets r dope as fuck... especially miss piggy. ohhh she makes me hard

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
Animal is always drumming. My favourite muppet was the chef. You never saw him for more than 30 seconds / show or movie, but the dude was so bad ass. 'Ursgy burgski boorsgi.'

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
hey cruz i think there was mistake, i think that you mixed up the word elmo with drumming animal, ya thats proboly wat happened. (it hapens)

 
i love teh muppets

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

'Life is a stage on which everyone contributes a verse...what will your verse be?' -Robin Williams in 'The Dead Poets Society'

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
 
animal and dr teeth are my favorite

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While I was ridding the lift at Copper Mtn:

Man: So where ya from?

Me: Montana

Man: Oh… so your from Canada?

Me: *Sigh* thinking to myself 'stupid Coloradian'
 
Gonzo was the best. And Rizzo, that rat dude. They rocked in the muppets christmas carol.

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^Rowen^

'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I cant help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.' - Mariah Carey

'I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.' - Dan Quayle

'I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.' - John Wayne

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.' - Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt

'Whats the difference between you and a Mallard with a cold? Ones a sick duck... i cant remember how it ends but your mothers a whore.' -SNL

 
i think it is 'beeker' or 'beaker'

-Ryan

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj

' guys are far from evil. We're like little bunnies'-itsbackfliptime
 
yeah i like doctor teeth, the dude whos always smiling in animals band, and the song was sick too

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
I loved Gonzo. I couldnt stand Miss Piggy. Everythime she talked I just wanted to smack that bitch. She was always raping Kermit and shit. Stupid Bitch.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
they have a muppet comp game it's wicked.

[D][O[M]

Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
 
what does it look like

[D][O[M]

Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
 
it has big eyes and its green. it has a clover on it. it also carrys a spear with it rapes little posers

i like to burn things

i can do a summersault
 
OH MY GOODNESS!!! you ALL forgot the two grumpy old dudes that insulted everyone! HONESTLY!!! They MADE the muppets what it is! hehe beeker gets second place. Henson also made Fraggle Rock, and the Doozers are my fave. oh so cute.

'You two are the blackest white chicks I have ever met.' ~Danny M
 
Lisa: whats a muppet?

Homer: well it's not quite a mop and not quite a puppet, but man hhahhaha oh... to answer your quesian i have no idea.

alpentalik is my hero!
 
i watched muppets from space yesterday... sick movie. it explains the origins of gonzo, the sickest 'important' character. plus animal is like super important in that movie its so sick.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
 
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