i think REAL mullets are funny as hell.  i mean people that have one and don't even think anything about it.  it's gay whn people grow them to be funny.
this weekend i plyed paintball with this kid that had a real mullet.  he had dog tags, a sleeveless shirt with spades drawn on the breast pockets, kinda like something somebody wouold wear in the vietnam war.  in the first game he got shot in the mullet and the arm and he was bleeding, that was funny.
'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than Cinci, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'
             -Bradley Nowell