Mugged for candy

Ruski

Ruski

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so my friend and i are sitting outside giving out candy to young children when a few guys from my school(sophmores) drop buy and grab a bunch of candy, not a prob. cause we have tons. but then a car pulls up slowly besides them while theyre walking down my drive way (which is connected in two parts) and three guys in superman costumes (full on spandex) jump out and mug...punches and everything...them taking theyre candy. the supermen jump back into theyre car and circle a few times around my driveway going pretty fast, got a call just a few min. ago apparently those same guys are egging trick or treaters across town
 
i was just about to go to my friends house and have all sorts of fun and then my fucking dad says that halloween is for little kids and that i have to stay home and do nothing. i am so fucking mad right now
 
^after i dump out this extra candy on some lucky child ill go wreck some havoc for you in your honor
 
long time ago in a far away galaxy when i used to trick or treat i was returning home from sucessful night of trick or treat and i had these ginos steal my candy. i was like fuck that shit. told me dad. and he was like LETS DO THIS. and he got the GOOD OL SHERWOOD hockey stick and he was like lets roll. so we cruise around the neighborhood looking for these greasewops you could tell where they were because their hairgel was dripping and wee followed ze path. so my dad jumped out of the car with the hockey stick and he rolled on them chasing them with da SHERWOOOOOOOD hockey stick and the kids screamed OH SHIT HE's GOT A STICK and they ran and dropped my bag of candy and i was happy.

the end
 
some little four year old bastard tried to snipe 3 candy bars from my bowl, so i reached into his bag and pulled out a handful of his candy and put it back in my bowl to give out to other kids lol....feel like a dick but kids gotta learn somehow
 
hahahahaha such a sick plan, or you could camp out with an airsoft or a paintball gun accross the street. wait for some kids to take the whole bowl, and just lace them,
 
Hahaha, we used to do that but have the bowl sit on our lap and pretend to be dummies. When they reached in for more than 1, BLAMO! They wet their diapers.
 
i was handing out candy tonight and my dog came and grabbed the bag right out of a little like 3 year olds hand and dragged it away in his mouth. it was so funny but the kids probably terrified of dogs now "oh no the big dog stole my candy"
 
wow this thread made me actualy laugh out loud like 3 time

my best story is last year my friend an me where doing the dummy thing so he was in a dummy suit and i just like stood besid and i was like ya chose one you like from the bowl and then my friend would scare them so there was this lil kid(his dad is like right beside him) the kid tries to take like 5 my frind like jumps up and the dad like gets scared and nails him in the face. I swear the guy spent like 4hours apoligizing to him it was hilarius
 
There was something like that on americas funniest videos. It was just amazing to see this huge black guy deck some kid
 
My mom told me to just give out two candies to every kid. I was like, fuck that, I always load kids up. That's why I'm loved in the neighborhood. That and the fact we used to throw a fake body off my roof when people would come to the door. Funny shit went down. So tonight, I just chilled, watching some show on NBC, and when a kid came to the door I'd just load them up, and if they picked candy that sucked, I'd just be like, "Take this, they're good," haha. Then this little kid came up at like 9:30, and my parents were asleep and I was sick of getting up and holding my dogs while I gave out candy, so I dumped the rest into his bag. Like 40 candy bars. He was so stoked.
 
i saw some kids younger than me that were all caring glof clubs and going to fuck up stuff, me and my friends took the clubs and through them on the school

turns out they kicked over a bag with a candle and started a huge fire
 
not really about halloween or whatever but my friend's dad was mugged on his doorstep by 4 big black guys and they took his briefcase so he got in his porsche (they were on bikes) and chased them down until he broke the back wheels of their bikes with the car. VIGILANTE ACTION!
 
i was at home last nite, and there were these girls that were very anoying. we gave them candy through the cat door, and their fat friend tokk everything, so they were pissed off and started spraying shaving cream on my dad's car, since we didn't give them more candy. so me and my friends took a bucket of water and threw water on them. they started crying and ran home, and told their parents. it was funny
 
Your dad should have ran them over, gone in reverse and do a brake stand on their nigger asses. Keep burning out until there was nothing left so if the cops came you could say that he was getting rid of old clothes by burning out on them.
 
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