Muffslaying tactics

14.

14.

Member
My buddy ( and im not mentioning any names for total karma killing purposes ) needs some help with some muff hes trying to stuff

i know hes gonna read this and i was just wondering if you guys have some ideas from getting this pussy hes got goin for him from the streets to the sheets

(maybe throw in some epic failures of pick up attemps you guys have had over the years aswell ) hahahaha

This is the scenario he has to attack, pretty plain and simple:

He knows she likes him and she wants his dick, shes a year younger, (gr 9) there going to a movie on saturday

 
this is true. although for a girl in grade 9, i would suggest going a little bit slower, put his arm around her and cuddle type of stuff, see what she wants to do from there. just because a girl in grade 9 wants your dick doesn't mean she isn't afraid of it, i don't know too many chicks who lost their virginity in junior high.
 
I dunno dude, younger girls are getting skankier and skankier these days. I remember when I was in grade 8 maybe one girl had had done anything of note with a boy. Nowadays by the time girls hit grade nine I'd say about 1/3 of them have hit 3rd
 
man, i doubt he will be getting some. Im the same age ( grade 10) and i only know a couple people in my grade who have had sex.

all my teamates on the football team ( grade 11's and 12's) say all the real pussy starts coming in grade 11.
 
just tell him to text her tons of smileys's they love that shit.

also he's mad young so tell him to start with the whole put his hand on hers then his arm around her, shell let him. if she likes it shell put her hand within a foot of his johnson and its on. totally hanjob time bro, specially at the movies.

just remember..."I want to finger bang bang you into my life... I want o finger bang bang you every night!"
 
just tell her "My dick just died, can i like, bury it in your ass?"
she will be smitten by that.
 
obvious_troll.jpg

 
those kids are stupid and lieing, at least its not like that in the ice coast. girls arent just going to fall onto your lap in most cases unless you're rediculously attractive. it doesnt matter if you play football or not, you've gotta be smooth or its not going to happen, nomatter how old you are.

or you could be a bitch and get chicks drunk for the sole purpose of a one night stand followed by not talking to them when you see them every day in the hall. then having a wierd awkwardness with them throughout the rest of high school.
 
i started in 9th and by 11th had a gf that was soo soo soo addicted to the dick. ahahah it was great. The KEY to your pleasure is theirs, they may not wanna have sex when they come over, but if you can make it feel soo good and tantalizing (the other stuff with your hands and etc.), that they cannot fight it, then you can get with any girl. Learn about the G-spot and how that works, its pretty much the key to their pleasure, as far as getting to that point tho, thats all you buddy.
 
hmm

ima go ahead and bullshit some statistics here. id have to agree with 11th grade seems to be it, but 10th is close behind.

2% - middle school (well, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRdJ49ItMnc shows a rought outline of their future)

7% - 9th grade (uber skanks)

36% - 10th grade (some whores, some norms)

40% - 11th grade (have a boyfriend for a while, realize they love sex. theres a chance of them turning into a skank)

9% - 12th grade (pretty conservative)

4% - college (fat/ugly)

2% - dykes.

 
hahaha, those older kids know all. if your in 10th, tell a girl (whatever age) that youll eat her butthole, she will be sooooo down. try it!
 
hahaha
so true
36% is maybe a tad high for tenth gradei might say more like 15 to 20 percent
and for 11th grade about 56%-61%
haha
but seriously though
Almost everyone I know fits into one of those categories perfectly. And it's true how you discover you love sex too in 11th grade.
Plus there is like a 98% chance you'll get laid within the first year of college- which you alluded to
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top