MTV's show "Next"

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mthoodmeadowsgirl

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I love this show, how great would it be to just look at some guy and say "NEXT"

~Nicole

'Treat people as if they were
what they ought to be and you
help them to become what they
are capable of being.'
~Goethe

 
that show is entertaining

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

high north session 2
 
They always have one hot chick and a bunch of ugly ones

coz it's easy once you know how it's done

you can't stop now

it's already begun

you feel it

running through your bones

and you jerk it out

jerk it out

 
i think they purposly pick ppl that would never get along with the main person they will say NEXT in like 2 seconds

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

high north session 2
 
it's awesome, cuz even if u lose, u get money! I just feel bad when they ask the ppl out on a second date and the person is like, no, i d rather have money than date you.

 
I saw one and this girl walked outa the rv and immediatly the guy went "AHH! ew. Next" It was so degrading. I loved it.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
yeah anyone who applies for any of those shows are fucking morons

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pandex
 
the other night a guy was like girls love me cause i can wash thier clothes on my stomach, n another one goes hi my names dan i speak softly but i carry a huge stick

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-Ryan

breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5

 
haha i love it when people get nexted within thirty seconds of when they step out of the rv.

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"
I choose to blame my parents for giving me a small bent weiner and an ugly face"--Tom Delonge

WE SALUTE YOU GEORGE
 
the best is when this girl was ont he date for like 110 mins and she rejected the guy, she was like faking the whole thing for cash

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

high north session 2
 
i think that show is damn funny, but haven't you guys noticed? there isn't a lesbian one, just only straight or gay. but i only watched it like 3 or 4 times tho

- Nic
 
i actually like that show. its addictive. like morphine.

2 guys though is gross. its funny to see how they dress though. sooo gay. they always pick FLAMING homosexuals. as oppsed to like karumo from real world

back to the original
 


Hey Nicole what up? Yah I spelt you name right I wanted to say something to you-

“NEXT�

Peace out HAHAHAH

 
that show was pretty lame when i saw it. they had a gay guy on it, and then there were five gay dudes in the bus waiting to date him and playing truth or dare. it was unpleasant for me to watch.

i do the best imitation of myself
 
Tyler Tyler Tyler, you can't "NEXT" me, your lucky you even know me. hahahaha

~Nicole

'Treat people as if they were
what they ought to be and you
help them to become what they
are capable of being.'
~Goethe

 
awwwe...you would never "NEXT" nicole!

aaand nicole knows who i would love to say that to! stupid boys!!

'Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.'

Men are like Parking Spots.....

The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are

either handicapped or extremely small
 
haha take that brewdaddy (tyler) Karrie to the rescue.

~Nicole

'Treat people as if they were
what they ought to be and you
help them to become what they
are capable of being.'
~Goethe

 
i think its one messed up show. the guys always end up getting the ugliest girls, leaving them with no choice but to next all of them.

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To
day I beat my previous record for consecutive days I've been alive.

-Ryan
 
i want to kick the sweet sixteen girls in the freaking face.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get
 
my super sweet 16 is where some spoiled chicks get a quarter million dollar 16th birthday party in some club and get cars like 80K range rovers in their new york homes. or LA.

i want to club them all to death

back to the original
 
they be the biggest bitchesssssses cause they get way more then a quarter mill. they have to be around 450,000 dollars. i bet.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get
 
i fuckin hate sweet 16, and next is mad gay to cuz i saw one episode where this fucker had a cane, and was like i can rap and was rappin for her, hes sucked i couldda killed him in a battle

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
this is why i don't watch mtv...so much stupid shit. the worst is "i want a famous face". i saw one episode and i wanted to punch the kid in the face.

'Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.'

Men are like Parking Spots.....

The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are

either handicapped or extremely small
 
That show is soo funny yet so ridiculous at the same time. Some of the people on there just kind of make me question man kind. I have to say, my favorite ones are the ones with the gay guys because they get all catty.

"This one's a fussy lady!!"

Ahahahaha.

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
whenever its a guy picking from the 5 girls, all the girls are boot. but whenever its teh 1 girl picking from the 5 guys, the girl is smokin

OOPS POW SURPRISE! OOOOOHHHHH!!!

-formerly known as publicenemy1023-
 
best lines ever from my super sweet 16:

"alot of the girls are jelous of me... because... im prettier than them."

"if i didnt have money..........it would suck."

riveting performance, fatty!

"I am a diva, I deserve a party!"

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
 
Okay yes the show is lame, but I still love it. Maybe I've been in Japan to long, but it cracks me up. I'd love to have one day where everyone that Irritated me I could just say "NEXT" and poof there gone.

~Nicole

'Treat people as if they were
what they ought to be and you
help them to become what they
are capable of being.'
~Goethe

 
MTV should get a new name, TRL sucks they play the videos for like 20 secs and most of the videos suck. They have music videos for like3 hours a day and there from like 6 am to 9 am or really late at night like 3 am.

coz it's easy once you know how it's done

you can't stop now

it's already begun

you feel it

running through your bones

and you jerk it out

jerk it out

 
mtv 2 has the videos mtv is just stupid now, i havnt seen a music video on mtv in like5 years, well a whole video at least. they play 10 seconds with people shoutin over it like OmG i LuV u!!!1!1!

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
One of my friends was on that show, and he chose the first chick

SMITH-OBERMEYER-FIJI-4FRNT

Poppin' them thangs!
 
whether or not youre serious, i dont get why someone would write that ^^

i dont know who would believe you it doesnt make you cool. whatever

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat tha
 
i watch that sometimes for lack of anything better on. i honestly feel bad for the people tho. there's like one OKAY person on the bus. those people get screwed over. and they have GAY 'next' eeeeeeeew. so gross

 
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