Stole this from an email.
> >Two boys were walking in a park in Bozeman and one was suddenly under
>attack
>
> >by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped off a
>board
>
> >from a nearby fence, wedged it down the dog`s collar and twisted it,
>
> >breaking the dog`s neck and saving his friend`s life. A reporter with
>the
>
> >Bozeman Daily Chronicle was strolling by and saw the incident. He
>rushed
>
> >over to interview the boy. ``MEMBER OF JUNIOR BOBCAT CLUB RESCUES
>FRIEND
>
> >FROM HORRIFIC ATTACK,`` he starts writing in his notebook. ``But I`m
>not a
>
> >member of the Bobcat Club,`` the little boy told him.`` ``Sorry, since
>we`re
>
> >in Bozeman, I just assumed you were,`` said the reporter. He starts
>again,
>
> >``BOBCAT FOOTBALL FAN SAVED FRIEND FROM VICIOUS ANIMAL,`` wrote the
>
> >reporter. ``I`m not a Bobcat football fan either,`` said the boy.
>``Well,
>
> >gosh,`` said the reporter, I thought everyone in Bozeman pulled for
>MSU.
>
> >Just who do you root for?`` the reporter asked. ``I`m a GRIZ fan,``
>said the
>
> >boy with pride. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook,
>``LITTLE
>
> >HIPPIE HOMO BASTARD MURDERS BELOVED FAMILY PET.``