MSP Movie Premiere Date and Place MOVED

wait, so how's grant and rowen getting to kenmore lanes?

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
ill be packin two nines and an uzi

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
i assume grant's mommy is driving him there, like always and rowen is driving himself there? do you need a ticket christine?

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
im takin my scooter

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
oh yes payment for the tickets is due upon delivery!!!! so if you don't have $10 when i have the ticket for you the you aren't gettin the ticket. i'll go sell it out in front of EMP

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
oh yea, stylin it on the scooter, haha that'd be awesome...scootn' along the side of the freeway with a little attachable horn...beep..be.e.ep

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
davis dumped me to go with E rich? why davis why?!!!!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
erich isn't actually anybody. a few years back we made him up on NS. we had this running inside joke kinda thing that there was this wierd elf named Erich. He always had a bad cold, thats why he spelt his name wrong.

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be aware, ski with care
 
but sean forgot to add that this elf looks like a backstreet boy and get all the ladies!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
yes, hahahahaha, backstreet boy, hahahahaha

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be aware, ski with care
 
yeah, kevin, im driving with you, do not despair about Davis, Rowen is twice the fun. Yes i am driving and will see you there with my $10 and the $5 i owe your for that sucky ass striptease. breakin the old curfew...

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
uh oh hes rebelling!!!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
hahaha, bitches. get out of work early tonight, so i'll be meetin up with everybody at kenmore lanes at 7:30. who wants a ride in the coolest car in the WORLD!? not too many people though.....people are loud, and i don't like them in my car.

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be aware, ski with care
 
good flick, but i didn't get the old school salomon hoodie/shirt so i'm fucking pissed.

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be aware, ski with care
 
you are anal about your car too.

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
didnt catch any free stuff...aargh those smith wristbands were cool...but thats what being short does to ya

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
hahahahahaha shes talking smack about you sean!!!! i got plenty of free stuff. they're called POSTERS!!!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
i got a hat :)

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
grant, go ahead and enjoy your little winnings now, but come the next premiere, oh yea..i'ma gonna get all the free stuff...muah haha muah haha...

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
yeah but screen size wasn't as annoying this year, probably cause we were sitting a lot closer.

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
it was pretty good. Way less people at the 7 oclock one this year. and only 2 pros signing shit. Pollard was really tight and funny but mike wilson was a dick didnts say anything when i tried to talk to him. Buit i got a shirt and a wristband so i am happy.

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
weren't there only 2 pros signing last year? pep and pollard? yeah wilson was just sitting there not talking or anything. he looked so miserable i felt bad for him, but Pollard was really cool.

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
yeah, i got to mike and the thought struck me 'you're like 12 yrs old'. he goes 'where do you ride?' i say snoqualmie, and hes like what the fuck. he puts 'keep skiing'

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be aware, ski with care
 
last year like a bunch were signig i got morrison, pep , fischer wendy, pollard and i think one more. But yeah pollard was really awesome we talked about my idaho shirt for like 5 minutes. IT seems like hes gotten really funny this year or i just didnt know that about him cause he always seems so mysterious in his movies until focused. His first swegment was so dope.

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
i have a black smith wristband christine :) its mine too

grant, what did you win?

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
he won a 'retro' soloman hoodie and tee

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
sam, i have black oakley wristbands....but i think your black Smith wristband would look awesomly, magnificently, and utterly good on me...so how bout i give you a sock cuff in x-change?..i'll even sign it for ya

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
yes, retro hoodie and shirt indeed. retro or ''heritage'' is kinda strange since it just the old logo of like 5-6 years ago, better than nothing though

-Grant

bye el niño
 
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