MOWING THE LAWN

BLADESTRAP

BLADESTRAP

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dude don't you fucking hate it when yoru mowing the lawn and you dont' even have a dog and some dog takes a big fatty shit your lawn. it's like fuck dude i don't wanna mow over that, thats disgusting so you like mow around it and then theres this circle with really tall grass. then if you do run over it by accident and you have to empty yoru bag and it's full you have to sorta pull a little bit of grass outta the bag so that it will all come out and god damn what if you touch the shit!

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ya i would hate that but i do have a dog so it's like dam it gets in the weels and stuff

aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now
 
and the thing that pisses me off the most is i think it's Kip o'shaunessy dog thats taken the shit in my lawn yo/

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yah i mow the lawn at an old age home and there was this pile of poop and i didn't want to go over it so i left it.. and i asked my dad if i should pick it up and he said no, so the next time i went to go do it it was still there but it was turning white it was so gross. haha

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you don't like mowing over dog shit??? haha I love doing it cause then poo goes flying all over the place.

because I like poop.
 
mowing the lawn means money

Yea. I said it.

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yeh for real the shit in my yard gets stuck in the fucking wheel and this week my house got tped so there was dog shit on my wheel with toilet paper covering it

who dey?
 
when i mowe the lawn i dont use a bag cause its easier if you dont and just leave all the cut grass there. I just go straight over the dog poo and have it splatter everywhere.

Chris

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why you gotta be like that kip?

just dont use a bag, it makes mowing a lot easier

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get shovel, wait till kid comes out from neighbors, chuck at his face, and leave to mow again
 
for some reason when i first read this i thought this was gonna be about trimming pubes, boy was i wrong... my heads in the wrong place right now...
 
fuck! today i was mowing the lawn and i thought i smelled shit and so i was already like fucking shit. and so i started keeping a careful eye out for it. sooner or later i get to the spot and accidently run over the huge ass pile of shit. it sucked cause i hadda empty my bag soon....
 
then the lawn looks like shit tho and the grass dies and then u get thatch and then the lawn looks like shit and u gotta rake it

but yea a place i mow the dogs fuckin shit everywhere its so gross i like dryheave once a mow
 
if im feeling really lazy (which is most of the time) ill run over the dog shit, instead of picking it up.
 
i am the worst at mowing the lawn. I make it look terrible cuz i just drive around with absolutely no order. My dad gets mad.
 
why what would i have to say about that?

I jut cant stand close minded pricks who always sterotype tight pants as something only emo kids wear.

even tho tight pants have been around for generations before those damn trendy emo/scenster kids.

hell back in the day black kids wore tight ass pants.

....and i wish my lawn was emo too, cuz my dad cuts the lawn as many times as hank hill cuts his.
 
one time i was mowing our lawn with a puch mower and i ran over a pine cone... it shot out the back and hit me right in the eye. I was quite stunned
 
We used to have cows by my house so we'd dump the grass and the cows would go crazy like it was crack on welfare wednesday.
 
nope, i have a mulching lawnmower, it's sweet, it does all the work for me. cuts up the grass really small and fires it back into the soil. most of the time i borrow my uncle's riding mower tho, cause if i mow my lawn with our walk behind mower it takes like 2 hours.
 
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