Moving to Canada. maybe...

Skiamon

Skiamon

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Hey all, it has always been a huge dream of mine to move to British Columbia, but I have no idea where to start. I live in Utah at the moment and am wondering what the skiing is like, where I should move, and just anything else. all info is appreciated.

I thought about like shame mountain area, I hear thats a super cool place
 
One does not simply "move to Canada." Canada is very strict about granting citizenship to foreigners. There are several pathways to Canadian citizenship. If you're a highly skilled worker in an in-demand profession, that works. For example, if you're a surgeon they will likely grant you citizenship. You can also become an employer. For example, if you purchase or start a business and employ 25 or more workers I believe they will grant you citizenship. Or, easiest, you can marry a Canadian.

So basically start looking online for fat Canadian chicks who are desperate enough to marry you. However, this is FAR harder than in America, as there are not nearly as many fat chicks in Canada as in the US.
 
14273030:iFlip said:
One does not simply "move to Canada." Canada is very strict about granting citizenship to foreigners. There are several pathways to Canadian citizenship. If you're a highly skilled worker in an in-demand profession, that works. For example, if you're a surgeon they will likely grant you citizenship. You can also become an employer. For example, if you purchase or start a business and employ 25 or more workers I believe they will grant you citizenship. Or, easiest, you can marry a Canadian.

So basically start looking online for fat Canadian chicks who are desperate enough to marry you. However, this is FAR harder than in America, as there are not nearly as many fat chicks in Canada as in the US.
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I don't know if you've been to the ski towns in interior BC but there's plenty of fat chicks to go around. Enough for every American on this site.
 
14273030:iFlip said:
However, this is FAR harder than in America, as there are not nearly as many fat chicks in Canada as in the US.
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I think it's more similar that you might think. About two thirds of Canadian adults are overweight
 
14273038:Slowbro said:
I don't know if you've been to the ski towns in interior BC but there's plenty of fat chicks to go around. Enough for every American on this site.
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in canada we call those places farms, stop trying to get with the hogs
 
14273030:iFlip said:
One does not simply "move to Canada." Canada is very strict about granting citizenship to foreigners. There are several pathways to Canadian citizenship. If you're a highly skilled worker in an in-demand profession, that works. For example, if you're a surgeon they will likely grant you citizenship. You can also become an employer. For example, if you purchase or start a business and employ 25 or more workers I believe they will grant you citizenship. Or, easiest, you can marry a Canadian.

So basically start looking online for fat Canadian chicks who are desperate enough to marry you. However, this is FAR harder than in America, as there are not nearly as many fat chicks in Canada as in the US.
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I should change the thread name to "looking for Canadian babe for arranged marriage" then
 
14273123:Skiamon said:
I should change the thread name to "looking for Canadian babe for arranged marriage" then
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Yes. I think you’ll find several “babes” who may be interested. To give you an idea of expectations, picture eheath with boobs. Wait, sorry, eheath definitely already has man boobs. I guess picture eheath with less facial hair and maybe wearing pink.
 
14273127:iFlip said:
Yes. I think you’ll find several “babes” who may be interested. To give you an idea of expectations, picture eheath with boobs. Wait, sorry, eheath definitely already has man boobs. I guess picture eheath with less facial hair and maybe wearing pink.
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Damn you're getting me riled up on a thursday afternoon
 
Get a visitors visa, test the water, figure out where you want to be, get a work visa for as long as you can with a job thats decent, then get that job to sponsor you for permanent residency.
 
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