Movie SNATCH!?

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slimbruddah

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Has anyone else seen it? So many of my friends have not. Yet it is like THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER! Soooo funny and awesome. It's just simply amazing. If you haven't seen it. RENT IT DAMNIT!
 
Mickey: Good dags. D'ya like dags?

Tommy: Dags?

Mickey: What?

Mrs. O'Neil: Yeah, dags.

Tommy: Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more
 
Avi: Eighty-six carats.

Rosebud: Where?

Avi: London.

Rosebud: London?

Avi: London.

Gemologist: London?

Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.
 
"Just worry about gettin us a gun uh?"

"yea"

"whats that?"

"haha, this, is a shotgun Sol."

"it's a fucking anti-aircraft gun vincint!"
 
definately a sick movie.

"what about that space"

"it's too tight"

"too tight? you could park a jumbo fucking jet in that spot"
 
easily one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time, i havnt seen it in a pretty long time but i know next time i see it im gonna love it just as much as i did when i first saw it
 
Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.
 
Tyrone, you could land a fucking jumbo jet in there...It was a funny angle...Tyrone, when you reverse things come from behind you!!
 
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
 
the best is if you put on the subtitles, most of brad pitts part comes up as ??????????????? cause they actually have no clue what he is saying.
 
haha i borrowed it from some kid and forgot to give it back its so good

thought i was the only one whod seen it
 
I just watched snatch, really good, but I thought layer cake was slightly better by Guy Richie. Both great movies though.
 
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