MOvie Quotes !!

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"Human Beings make life so interesting. Did you know, in a universe so full of wonder, they have managed to invent Boredom.... quite astonishing... " - Death, in Terry Pratchet's The Hogfather.

"I'll probably end up at Great America, mopping up hurl and lung butter... ssshhhheeya!" - Wayne Campbell - ... (waynes world ..obv)

 
"I'm going to stab you to death and play around in your blood"

"Not the face you stupid bitch, not the fucking face!"
 
Cal: Okay, okay, it doesn't matter if you're ugly as fuck, or you're ugly as shit. It's about *talking* to women, and I know how to do that because I observe, because I am a novelist.

Andy: What? You never told me that before.

Cal: That's because I'm not an arrogant prick, Andy.
 
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about

to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It's in the hole!

It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

"Carpe the diem. Seize the carp."

"It was called the '80s. Ford was president, Nixon was in the White House, and FDR was running this country into the ground."

i could quote out cold all day...
 
"Did I ever tell you about the time I invented snowboarding? Ya I don't want credit for it but they keep on giving it to me.."

No regrets, that's my motto. Well... that and everyone Wang Chung tonight.

somehow Out Cold is a really good movie for quotes.

 
heres a good one for fight club

Brad:

I want you to do me a favor.

Ed nort.:

Yeah, sure...

Brad:

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Ed nort:

What?... in the face?

Brad:

Surprise me.

Ed nort:

This is so fucking stupid.
 
Oh, I could go on all day with this.

Star Wars

Princess Leia: I love you.

Han Solo: I know.

Grind

Dustin: I'm gonna snap your neck like a glowstick!

Dustin: Oh, black leather. That's just how Snoop would do it.

Superbad

Fogell: I am McLovin!

Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.

Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.

Seth: Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.

Evan: It's like a division sign... I just wish you would take those off.

Good Shopper Cashier: How old are you?

Seth: ...22.

Good Shopper Cashier: [looks skeptical for a second, then smiles[/i]] You certainly are! That'll be 80 dollars.

Seth: Oh! Okay!

[pulls money out of his sleeve[/i]]

Seth: Pssha! Thank you kindly! Will that do?

Good Shopper Cashier: [examines the bill: a crisp 80 dollar bill[/i]] It most certainly will! Thank you, Seth!

Seth: Hey, thank YOU!

[double high-fives cashier[/i]]

Officer Michaels: Oh shit, the cops!

Officer Michaels: Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!

Seth: Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time?

 
American Beauty:

Lester Burnham: I am sick and tired of being treated like I don't exist. You two do whatever you want, whenever you want to do it, and I don't complain.

Carolyn Burnham: Oh, you don't complain? Then I must be psychotic, then! What is this? Yeah, let's bring in the laugh-meter and see how loud it gets.

Lester Burnham: [Lester throws the asparagus plate at the wall] Don't interrupt me, honey!

Lester Burnham: [sits back down to eat] Oh, yeah, and one more thing, from now on we're going to have alternate dinner music because frankly - and I don't think I'm alone here -

[looks in Jane's direction]

Lester Burnham: I'm tired of this Lawrence Welk shit!

Carolyn Burnham: Uh, whose car is that out front?

Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!
 
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." Carl from caddyshack

BEST MOVIE EVER
 
'Too much rock for one hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

'Do you want to chill, or do you want to chill with BEEEEEEEEER!"
 
OUT COLD!

so many good ones...

Luke: You know I hate what they're doing to the mountain, but this is the best vanilla latte I have ever had. You can actually taste the vanilla beans... I don't like the coffee.

Pig Pen: Snownook's not our home, Bull Mountain's our home.

Anthony: Well technically, it belonged to the Eskimos, but we stole it fair and square.
 
"I want spill oil on all the french beaches that i'll never see. I want to kill every panda that won't screw to save its species"

"On a long enough timeline the survival rate of everyone is zero"

"I am jack's utter lack of patience"

-fight club
 
Seth- I'll rip your face off put it on like a mask and use the stupid I.D. myself.

Fogell- You dont have the technology or the steady hand to pull off that procedure.

Seth- Why would it be between Mclovin and Muhammed

Fogell- Dude like read a book or something Muhammed is the most popular name int he world

Pussies on the pavement!!!
 
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

 
The Birdcage:

Armand: You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! You do Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Or Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Or Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd! Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!... but you keep it all inside.

Albert Goldman: "You look tired" means "you look old." And "you look rested" means "you've had collagen."

Animal House:

Bluto: See if you can guess what I am now.

[puts mashed potatoes in his mouth, chews it, hits his cheeks with his fists and spits it out[/i]]

Bluto: I'm a zit. Get it?

Bluto: They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

[Handed his first joint[/i]]

Pinto: I won't go schizo, will I?

Jennings: It's a distinct possibility.

Eric 'Otter' Stratton: You guys up for a toga party?

John 'Bluto' Blutarsky: Toga! Toga!

Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Ah, I think they like the idea, Hoov.

Boon: I gotta work on my game.

Otter: No, no, no, don't think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself.

Caddyshack:

Al Czervik: Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

Al Czervik: [to his Asian companion[/i]] I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?

Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?

Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.

Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?

Ty Webb: By height.

Al Czervik: [after an airplane passes just above his head[/i]] I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!

 
"No regrets that's my motto, That and everybody wang chung tonight"

"Pigpen when i want advice on say, a good planet of the apes movie or how to get the resin out of my bong, i'll come to you. But I'm not gonna ask for romantic advice from someone who can't spell romantic or advice...or bong."

both quotes from Out Cold
 
Thats what you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass - the big lebowski

Fuck it dude, lets go bowling the big lebowski

We've gone too far - harold and kumhar

It's a teenage girl walking along the skide of the highway. I mean, they, they make scary movies that start out like that.
Hey, but they make porno movies that start out like that too, man.

 
"If they run their Vietcong, if they don't their a well trained vietcong!"

"What?!? How do you kill innocent women and children?!"

"It's easy, just dont lead 'em as much"

-Full metal jacket

 
"Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!"

"How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?"
 
well this is newschoolers. we should have at least one ski movie quote in here. im gonna go with boyd in 1242:

"Land shark! Land shark! eeeeeee eeee eeee eee" (breaks into walkin on sunshine)
 
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?
 
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