Movie quotes

its a little delayed, but supilot, u just gave a new meaning to the words post whore, but those are some good quotes

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
Dr.Evil:

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it

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I am starting to think the strippers just want my money and not my dick.
 
HOOK HOOK HOOK

think happy thoughts peter

the boooo box

daddy save me

my happy though is my mommy

HOOK is one of the greatest movies ever

 
Van Wilder:

Are you stalking me? because that would be super.

luv,

Sonya

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just because i don't care, doesn't mean i don't understand!
 
'Curiosity killed the cat you know' 'i know'

-Nightmare Before Christmas

'why dont you all just fade away'

-Rex Manning, Empire Records

'No, we mussn't cry. not today, not on Rex Manning day!'

-Empire Records

 
yeah but you never said who he is, or what movies is he in

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program
 
'to die would be a great adventure' hook

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
that guys a fucking god

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
'ooooohh its a lady' leon phelps

'ya know,that old fashion feeling,like id do anything to bone her' loyd christmas

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
'it looks like somebody shoved 2 christmas hams down the back of your dress'

-leon phelps

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'

-me
 
either 'C-c-common junior' or 'T-t-today junior' followed by 'Pfft, kid can't even read.'

Mr.Madison himself to some fat kid in elementry school.

Cheez-It
 
Caddy Shach

Whoa, I almost got head from amelia airhart!

or

Nice hat did it come with a free soup?

or something like that

 
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