Movie quotes

'i say hurl. if you blow chunks and she comes back she's yours.'

-wayne cambell

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'

-me
 
'rearrr, do i smell skanks?' michelle Rodriguiz to vin diesel in the fast and the furious....is my fav cuz i use it all the time!

' everything in life is about having wind shield washing fliud' - Darryl Hunt driving in Paul's dirty ass van!
 
I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about Aspen.

 
Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church bruners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?

 
What'd you say? Oh...your talking to me all wrong. That's...that's the wrong tone. You do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Is that right? Let me ask you something...eh. Does your mother sew? BOOM! Get her to sew dat!

 
You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don't like no feed back, whats up?

 
Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.

 
And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!

 
yea, definately a good movie

'WHO.....DOES....NUMBER....TWO....WORK.....FOR?!'

'That's right, you tell that terd who's boss'

'Good god, what did you eat?'

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'

-me
 
Thats not a BONG!!!!

-Van Wilder

*Tyler*

Casper - i want to fuckin piss on there brain after i skull fuck there familily and all close relatives
 
Kids

Telly: C'mon girl I buy you nice things.

Telly: Damn she was eatin this watermelon, and the juices drippin down here chin, i just wanted to pull it out and start jerkin off right there.

 
'Naga, Naga, Naga, Naga...........Not goin to work here any more thats for sure' -Office Space.

Who wrote 'Da Moon Rules #1' on my car with a key!
 
hah, that van wilder quote is great. that's a hilarious movie.

'I can deri-lickt my own balls thank you very much'

'Girl:I was belemic in high school

Derek: You can read minds????'

'Girl: Some ancient aboriginees think that having your photo taken in like having your soul taken....what are you thoughts on this derek?

Derek: Well I'll just have to answer your question with another....how many abodiginals do you see modeling?'

--Zoolander

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peace--->chris

***Go big or go home**Just Bodagin'***

Proud Member of the Hobum Posse
 
'ROLLING STONES STREET FIGHT, G7777777'

'u just hit G8'

'If you like pina coladas...'

Team Sofa King Amazing

Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'
 
It's unhealthy to surpress bodily functions! - Cheech and Chong, after one had farted

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What ist loss mit du kinder? ~Aaron asking in HIS german what's wrong with an Austrian kid.
 
-its another one those flaming bags again!

-dont put it out with your boots ted

-dont tell me my business devil woman. Ahhhh, poop again!

-he called the shit poop.

-old man clemmons hates shit

-this is the greatest night of my life

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
 
sorry doesnt put the delisous tricut crackers in my mouth now does it

i know who stole those lunches....it was that damn sasquatch

-that veronica vauhn is one piece of ace. i know from experience.

- no you dont.

- well this guy i knew, him and her got it on, whooooeeeee

-no they didnt.

-no, no they didnt. but you could imagine what itd be like if they did eh

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
 
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

We are the all-seeing, all-knowing scum of the earth.

ZEET-ZAH BINDUWAHHHHH!!! ZEET-ZAH BINDUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Wow, you're learning Cassandra's language! I've never seen you so mental over a girl before!.....

are you gonna marry her?

Garth! Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!

'If its a severed head, I'll be very disappointed' (opens present' 'What is it?'

'It's a gun rack!'

'A gun rack. Sheeeeeeeeahh! I don't own A gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate the use of an entire rack! What am I going to do... with a gun rack?'

'You don't like it? Fine! You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me!'

'I lost you two months ago! Are you mental?'

'I'll have the creamosumyoungai!'

'I know... I'll play the 'may I help you' riff.'

'This... is a fully functional BABE LAIR. Chicks are helpless against its powers. I wonder what's in here... 'Ribbed for Her Pleasure'.... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!'

'She's a fox!'

'If she were President, she'd be Babraham Lincoln.'

'She's a babe! She's a robo-babe! In Latin she's called babia majora. In France she would be known as 'la renard', and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.'

 
quit harshing my gig

whats with this kibble?... can't you put a little boulion base, a little pa-parika, you know spice it up!

strange things are afoot at the circle k

no weizing the jui-uce

via los bio dome

here's the best one:

'Russle, there's beer cans in the trash in the kitchen, there's beer cans in the trash in the garage, there's beer cans in the trash in the bathroom! What does that tell you?'---

'We're out of beer?'---

'Mom, can you tell your love slave that if he's not part of the solution, he's part of the problem?!'---

'The only problem I have, is that I ran out of depends'---

'Russel, you know there is a bathroom right around the corner'---

'I can't go to the bathroom, I hurt my bladder rollerblading!'

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
heres a couple from super troopers, aka the greatest movie in the world..

'just gimme a liter-a-cola' 'what?' 'gimme a liter-a-cola' 'do we make liter-a-cola?' 'just gimme a liter-a-cola!' 'whats a liter-a-cola?' 'liters french for gimme some fucking cola!!!!!'

-Rodney Farva, supertroopers

'i came up with a name for our car' 'oh ya whats that?' 'your names ramathorn, my names rodney farva, get it? car ram rod... haha get it?' 'ya i get it.'

-Rodney Farva and Ramathron in the car.

'meow whats funny meow?' are you saying meow?' ' what meow? do i look like a cat meow? am i jumping all hibity jibity from tree to tree meow? am i drinking milk from a saucer meow? i didnt think so'

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Sam

ASW Street Team :: N. West

www.actionsportsworld.net
 
the quote from kids is the best one so far.

Dumb & Dumber

Lloyd Christmas: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.

Harry Dunne: I was thinking the same thing.

Lloyd Christmas: That John Denver is full of shit, man

Harry Dunne: Skis, huh?

Beth Jordan: That's right!

Harry Dunne: Great! They yours?

Beth Jordan: Uh-huh.

Harry Dunne: Both of 'em?

Beth Jordan: Yes.

Harry Dunne: Ah... cool!

Lloyd Christmas: You're it.

Harry Dunne: You're it.

Lloyd Christmas: You're it, quitsies!

Harry Dunne: Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!

Lloyd Christmas: You can't do that!

Harry Dunne: Can too!

Lloyd Christmas: Cannot, stamp it!

Harry Dunne: Can too, double stamp it, no erasies!

Lloyd Christmas: Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, just to make it true.

Harry Dunne: No, you can't do that...you can't triple stamp a double stamp, you can't triple stamp a double stamp!!!! Lloyd!

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I am starting to think the strippers just want my money and not my dick.
 
haha yes dumb and dumber is funny!

from the 'Rock'

Navy Marine/Seal 1. - 'lucky old man hummel wants you alive..'

Navy Marine/Seal 2. - 'cause i take pleasure in Guttin' you boy!'

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'Just Jib It'
 
another one from kids...

girl-'you wanna fuck me, but you can't'

telly-'why not... cause you're a virgin?'

girl-'cause i don't wanna get pregnant'

telly-'i like you so you won't get pregnant'

i always thought condoms prevented pregnancy... i guess i was wrong.. it just takes a little emotion.

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
When they breathalise you, refuse to be breathalised, that way they have to take you to the station to take a urine test. Once in the cubicle you just pop the tube down you trouser leg, undo the clip and out flows unadulterated child's piss

Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
 
'Would somebody get me some fukin golf shoes!'

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

You should never get your style from watchin' MTV, all you'll get is fashion no originality, what clothes are the wearin'? what drugs are thay on? If i acted like them would i be someone? No. ~ Sublime
 
' All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz and i'm fine'

- Jeff Spicoli Fast Times at Ridgemont High

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You should never get your style from watchin' MTV, all you'll get is fashion no originality, what clothes are the wearin'? what drugs are thay on? If i acted like them would i be someone? No. ~ Sublime
 
damn SUpilot that was like 5 in a row, did you know those off the top of ur head

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'hey peter.. Whaaaaats happenin? Im gunna have to ask you to go ahead and come in on saturdayy.. so if you could be here around niiiine, that would be greaaat, thanks.... Oh Oh , i almost forgot, were gunna need you to come in on sunday too, we lost a few people, and kind of need to play catch up.... Thaaankkks'

'Life without knowledge is death in disguise.'

--Talib Kweli
 
'I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise.'

 
reservoir dogs. a classic.

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I am starting to think the strippers just want my money and not my dick.
 
Some Arnold Lines...

'Let off some steam, Bennet' (after impaling the badguy on a pipe)

'You're Fired!' (after launching some terrorist away on a missle)

Bruce Campbell

'You ain't leading Jack Shit right now, and Jack just left town'

'Lets go, she-bitch.'

'THIS!... THIS! IS MY BOOMSTICK!'

'If one of you primitive motherfuckers so much as TOUCHES me... *BANG* (shoots zombie guy into water)

'Klatu, Veratu, Ni*cough cough cough*'

haha, Bruce Campbell is the shit...

-Andy

Attack of the Killer Stop Sign!

Proud member of the resurrected PPP
 
'gee i dunno loyd, the french are assholes'

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
'weve traveled back in time to save an ancient species from total anihalation, soo far no sign of aquatic life but i will find it, if i have to tear this universe another black hole i will ive got to mister!!' dut dut dut dut dut

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
Van Wilder-

my name is Taj Mahal from Banglapur India...

VW- Ok Taj we're gonna play a little word association..whats the first thing that comes tomind when I say Milk.

TM - Tit

TM Oh my dear...Most Indians would say Cow because they are sacred in our realigon but I love huge american juggs,I go back to India at the end of the Semester and I can't go back a virgin and jerk off in my fathers wood shed. I just want to learn the art of muff diving, smack clam, dine at one american pink taco stand, park the porpoise, takit to the car wash, wax it..wax it...air dry that shit....oh mommy

I had sunny side up und I had sunny side down, und I had sunny all sie vay around! - Rudi Garmisch-hot dog the movie
 
Skiing is the easy part Carl

TJ Burke- aspen Extreme

I had sunny side up und I had sunny side down, und I had sunny all sie vay around! - Rudi Garmisch-hot dog the movie
 
TJ burke show comin at ya live

Dexter Rutecki

I had sunny side up und I had sunny side down, und I had sunny all sie vay around! - Rudi Garmisch-hot dog the movie
 
I got a crap onboard that could choke a donkay.

Fat Bastard

I had sunny side up und I had sunny side down, und I had sunny all sie vay around! - Rudi Garmisch-hot dog the movie
 
you shouldn't be so harsh on all the little fish...they don't seem to have all the talent you have...not there fault, blame their ugly ass parents

I had sunny side up und I had sunny side down, und I had sunny all sie vay around! - Rudi Garmisch-hot dog the movie
 
Dr. Evil: You know, i have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with freakin' lazer beams attached to their heads. Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that can't be done.

Can you remind me what i pay you people for, honestly now. Throw me a bone here.

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I am starting to think the strippers just want my money and not my dick.
 
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