Movie quote game

also too easy.

"You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more

shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day

you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit

even looks like."
 
You don't need to put your P in a V right now.



No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.

or

When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.

 
"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you."
 
"Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this

continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the

proposition that all men are created equal.
 
this mountain is made of pure snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE STREET VALUE OF THIS MOUNTAIN!!!!
 
sexdrive
I'm a hackerThat's what I said: you're a nerd. I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker!

figure that one out
 
Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?
 
cool hand luke, classic.

"It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy

bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin

nail. Right now, that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. If Gorgeous

doesn't wake up in the next few minutes, Tommy knows he'll be buried

with him. Why would the gypsies go through the trouble of explaining

why a man died in their campsite when they can bury the pair of them

and just move camp? It's not like they got social security numbers, is

it? Tommy - the tit - is praying. And if he isn't, he fucking should

be."
 
batman.... fuckin quote that movie all day and i'll get it. Talking about how they caught the guy stealing rubies the size of a "tangerine." Had to burn the forest down to catch him.

"i will hit a child"
 
role models?

"i could be the walrus, i still wouldn't have a car"

and from another movie

"that guy sure had alot of information for a security guard"
 
^^^^ no idea
"what?! you pooped in the refrigerator? and ate the whole wheel of cheese? im not even mad at you thats amazing!" and of course... "Holy shit! i cant believe these guys aren't up yet! 22 centimeteres last night! rise and shine, its powder time!"
 
"Religion is a good thing I say, taken in moderation."

"You know, you can't just go around and shoot people in the kneecaps with a double-barreled shotgun 'cause you pissed at 'em.

"

both from the same movie...
 
it was made before i was born, but it's such a good movie. Back when eddie murphy could still be funny.
 
This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that African Kush I had - and

they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I

had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by

some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would the shit

that they birthed.
 
and movies where 3/4 of the humor depends on farting or talking to animals. He needs to go back to doing comedies that don't forcefully try to be funny because of stupid stuff like that
 
now way in hell about 98% of ns will ever get these....all from the same movie

"Will you please, please, please, please, please just fucking FUCK OFF?

You have arrived during the worst sixty seconds of my life, and I

really don't want to see you."

"You want them to score the second goal before they score the first?

"
 
hahaha rushmore
Hilts: Hold on to yourself, Bartlett. You're twenty feet short.
Bartlett: What do you mean, twenty feet short?
Hilts: You're twenty feet short of the woods. The hole is right here in open. The guard is between us and the lights.
 
^Van Wilder?

"Its real hard to be free when you are bought and sold on the marketplace... of course dont ever tell nobody they're not free cuz they gunna get real busy killin and mame'n to prove to you that they are. Oh, yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare'em."
 
first is ferris bueller i think but a bit miss quoted if it is

second i have def seen but name escapes me

STFU Donie is The Bid Libo for sure

and its a classic

"I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me"
 
snatch. such a good movie ive seen it at least 20 times
"its full of stars"...
idk if thats hard or what but w/e
 
"Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. "
 
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