Moustaches...

i hate mustaches,

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
oh what the fuck is that shit in freeze. theyve lost their minds. mustaches are like little shit stains from too many rimjobs. they are reserved for highway patrolers and douche bags in my opinion. and so on and so forth.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
Noooo good.

-Sarah

Sharkbait

''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''

-CR Johnson
 
sometimes my bf has a beard.....i find him sexy.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

 
Crystal needs u r flipin funny

Hey everyone I have a Downhill bike for sale a Intense M1 it has XT and Race face componets plus brand new Monster T this is a no joke bike and Im selling for cheap!!!!
 
i love the whole mountian man beard thing. its so hott.

FIGHT THE POWDER,SAVE THE WHALES,SMILES ARE FREE,AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS BEAUTIFUL-KEEP IT REAL

 
Who wants a moustache ride?

|D|U|N|C|A|N|

Junction 133

Rural Uproar Teaser

'i also love anal sex...taking and giving, theres nothing better than a fat black cock ripping your anus a little bit when you wake up each morning...email me....i am wafreeskier@hotmail.com'

-Alpentalik
 
all i think about in life is girls, skiing and facial hair.... i cant WAIT till i can grow a bigass gnarly powder beard.... just bust out of the fresh with freshies stuck to ya.....mmmm wow. kissing bitches can take a backseat to my forthcoming gnarly beard

 
I asked turpin bout the stache, and from his very (now unhairy lips) his response was 'fuck that shit- I was drunk!!!'

anyway, yes little boys of ns.com..... mustaches are hot, yep a few stray hairs on the upper lip that say 'I'm not a boy.... but I'm not yet a man...' will DEFINETLY make the ladies swoon...

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
handlebar mustaches kick ass

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
Mustaches make guys look sleezy *shudder*

Especially when the sport the big early 80's sunglasses

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
never trust a man with a moustache

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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.

 
disregard that last one.

never trust a man with a moustache

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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.

 
holy nuts thats tight.... way too cool for me... can i suck your dick? seriously...

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
moustaches on girls are nasty

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
Westcoast, that was sweet even though it was boarders

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
im not talking about grizzly beards...

thats very unsweet...

but a delicious pencil-thin moustache or handlebars are sweeter than candy!!!

Holla!
 
oh yeah, id like to retract my previous statement with regards to szocs

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
I have a mustache right now...I swear

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Not really a newbie, I just don't post much... member #2641

*Warning! I'm a old school skier as well, you'll find me in the steeps, trees and powder.
 
TAK is all about the moustache.

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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

''doo doo dood doo do da dah dah da, everybody in the house say 'wooooot woooooot', do doo dooo dod doo DAAAAAAh ba ba ba bum bum ba do do do dooo dah dah da, oh yeah, do do do daaa, everybody now, uh, yeah, uh uh yeah, do dah, do do do dooo dah, right on! wikky wikky wack, do do daaa ba dada, mmmmmm yeeeeeeeeah.''

-PhattTim

 
quotei find no guy with a mustache attractive......./qoute

hehe, oh so true.

personally i dont like any facial hair on a guy.

 
i have a nice clean thin mustache with a nice cool looking gotee. . .2 much facial hair is bad. . .but none is like a pussy abercrombie model. .a nice clean look is okay. . .but i have seen some grimey ass looking dudes with a mustache and they give them a bad names. . thinking dirty ass white boy looking wigger kid with some crooked ass stache and this evil yo boy look in his eyes. . i hate that shit.

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doing my best to represent the newschoolers in VA
 
i have a gotee. but iv never met anyone who wasnt over the age of 50 with just a plain mustasche

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

'When trying switch backflips, make sure tio flip ALL THE WAY around' -Skibum_
 
and by gotee i mean soul patch. man im dumb.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

'When trying switch backflips, make sure tio flip ALL THE WAY around' -Skibum_
 
WWII Poster

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You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.

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...it's my duty

haha.. duty

haha.. diareha

hey lois... diareha

 
man so i was walking through school and saw that evil looking wigger kid with a mustache. . .he looked at me and had this grimey look in his eyes. . .i was like OMG. . .so I went home and cut my mustache off leaving the gotee and beard part on the chin. . .I feel free, its so much better. . .

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doing my best to represent the newschoolers in VA
 
you all hate moustaches so damn much and yet you all have almost brought this thread to its 2nd page of responses. ahhh only the master that is helmutjr could spawn such a thing. and in case you were wondering, moustaches do rock, sillypants

Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.
 
I know this guy who grew a moustache and he looks like 6 years older

...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise. --------------------I like to jam

 
Mustaches are dirty. As for the skids vid, it's rad. That huge wooden rail, down to flat to huge down is located at SFU. I was sure it was unslideable. Proven wrong once again.

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
 
haha. moustaches are cool!

''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''

P. J. O'Rourke
 
i feel like i need to someting... it doesnt pretain to moustaches... but facial hair.. yes.

I FUCKING NEED A BEARD MORE THEN ANYTHING EVER.... the 3 things i think about in like are girls, skiing and my beard to be.... i could give a fuck if girls dig it or not, im just gonna grow the biggest gnarliest powder beard anyone has ever seen.... i mean... im 19 now, i can get stubble my whole face over... i say another year and i'll be able to grow the burliest thing anyone has ever seen... i can not fucking wait....

wow

beards are so dope its silly

b

Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
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