Moustache March!

me, my stach, and my new weekend shirt for MMM (march mustache madness)
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close up of stach with me and my season pass hahahah:

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yay!! i will submit a final entry twards the end of march to give it time to grow... and yeah i wore that shirt over my jacket in the morning..
 
wow. i'll have some shots of mine coming too, should be decent and really really sketchy (thats what we're going for, right?)

I've also got some sweet 70's style going on, some chops that almost connect with it. good call with the mustache ride tshirt, gonna have to go with that next weekend
 
i believe the term is "manly march." growing a mustache is one of the many requirements a man must live up to during this month. Some other recomended activities include chopping wood, urinating strictly outside, wearing wife beaters and flannel shirts, mastering hatched and knife throwing, the killing of at least one non-domestic animal with your bare hands, the drinking of whiskey, the use of arson as a means of a fire tribute to ones manliness, and paying homage to previous manly men (Abe Lincon, Ghengis Kahn, Chuck Noris, etc) five times a day and facing west.
 
over the weekend, my friends held me down and shaved my moustache off becuase they thought it was so gross. guess im out.
 
I've had one in the works for a while now. The GF gives me shit on a daily basis, moustache rides aren't all they're cracked up to be apparently, I'm holding out for this contest though.
 
Ya then of course she gets all excited and juicy and what not, and I'm motorboatin the hell out of it and that shit gets all over the stache. Fellas it's like did ya ever get soup all over your stache and your smelling that shit for the next few hours, well it's kinda like that but minus the soup and plus some love juice. mmmmmmm love juice
 
hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahah

best moutache post ever. its like getting a powstache on a powday, but its a vagstache
 
IF you're lesbian and that's a vagstach, imma find where that dirty girl lives and (I DONT CARE WHAT PEOPLE WILL SAY) but i'll beat the shit out of her and make her wash herself

seriously, its disgusting

oh btw, girls with stach's are sexy
 
Either your friends are complete assholes for ruining your endeavor, or they're great friends for looking out for your good looks.
 
I was trying to get one going but it wasn't getting anywhere past like gross looking, then my parents just told me to shave it because I looked a bit dirty... so I shaved. GUILTY.
 
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