MOUSTACHE MARCH

i have to pay $5 at my school to participate in Moustache March since facial hair is usually against dress code. But i am doing it for sure. I am going to grow one bushy.. and nasty moustache.
 
dude i have to pay fuckin 20 bucks even though it goes to charity i mean come on needless to say i opted to save my money
 
yeah I'm gonna go for it... I'm gonna look like a beener if I get a sick enough goggle tan too
 
im gonna grow the greasiest, nastiest mexi pedo-stache...im gonna get so many chicks its gonna be crazy.
 
ya son. My money's on you. Im gunna try to get bumps to do it too, he should have a pretty gnarly one as well. I think im gunna participate but its just gunna be pathetic. haha.
 
This kid at my school grows facial hair super fast. He lost a bet to his dad and he couldn't shave for a month or he had to pay his dad 50 bucks. He lost after 4 days.
 
That guy's a tard. It's obviously no shave november. Other facial hair months include:

-moustache march

-mutton chops may

-soul-patch september

-no shave november

 
at jib academy on march first we all drew on mustaches with a sharpie. we all had different ones. handle bars curly ones i went for the dirty mexican one
 
You forgot Dirty Beard December, No Hyjanuary (its a stretch, but oh well), and Peach Fuzz Feburary. Oh, and it is mullet may, not mutton chop may
 
A mullet isn't facial hair homie... haha dirty beard december? let's stick to the true names of the facial hair and no jyjanuary just sounds nasty. I can't get peach fuzz anymore because i am not 10 years old...
 
damn, that was supposed to say hyjanuary (like hygene(sp)), and the peach fuzz was more of a joke to make fun of our buddy who still fails miserably at growing some facial hair. As for the mullets, yea, they aren't facial hair, but they are still fun to rock for about a month.
 
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