Mountain poops

[wyguy]

anyone ever take dumps on mountains? i have taken numerous poops on quite a few mountains now and there is usually a good story attached to em, such as one time at sugakush squeezin one out on a nasty incline somewhere way deep in the woods and as soon as i finish i get about two feet from where i laid a nasty mound and this goddess of a snowboarded babe rolls up and starts chattin away with me. little did she know what was right behind the tree next to her and that she was about one minute away from catchin me in the act.

 

[no_steeze]

I usually poop in bathrooms

 

[dmski]

Gnarballsianm get in here!

 

[gnarballsianm]

Gnarballsianm get in here!

I usually poop my pants on the way to the bathroom. That was one of my greater moments on the mountain.

 

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I was in new mexico at the end of a 3 week backpacking trip and there was an open air latreen on top of a ridge. It was west facing and i saw the best sunset on top of the best landscape of my life. It was a nice feeling knowing that would be my last dump in the wild and something about it felt very final.

 

[Blurst]

I was shitting in the woods and couldnt find anything good to wipe with so I used a handful of sand and got stoked.

 

[dmski]

I usually poop my pants on the way to the bathroom. That was one of my greater moments on the mountain.

I don't always poop on the mountain, but when I do, its in my pants.

 

[last_tango]

Taken dumps in the top lift shack in a 5 gallon bucket with a trash liner in it while waving to guest mid poop.

 

[caucasian_chad]

Taken dumps in the top lift shack in a 5 gallon bucket with a trash liner in it while waving to guest mid poop.

I can tell you're a Big Sky liftie by this post.

I've pooped on Mount Hood many times, mainly because I lived in the woods with no readily available bathrooms. I've never taken a dump on the mountain while skiing though, there's always a bathroom close enough that I don't see the need to. Plus it's a lot easier to poop if I can get some of my gear off first.

 

[theabortionator]

If somebody has legitimately shit in a gondola I'd be torn between being wierded out and giving them a high five.

 

[last_tango]

I can tell you're a Big Sky liftie by this post.

I was on exploder at the end of last summer but most of my liftie career has been at sunday river which is even harder than being a liftie at big sky.Expected to get new ramp made in 100+ mph winds from mount washington, still look profesional with the fix grips spitting grease all over you, no heat in -50f 90% humidity, and have frostbite on some part of your body no matter what you wear.

 

[freestyler540]

toilet paper is rarely something i bring. but yes, i have shat in the woods several times

 

[danncphedran]

My buddy pooped behind a jump once

 

[270on420out]

My buddy pooped behind a jump once

The entire park crew should do this behind every jump to cut down on gapers in the park. It would be kind of hard though for PC. They would need a lot of laxatives

 

[Bum.Life]

i've pooped my pants on the mountain at least 4 times. i really gotta stop doing that

 

[CrapBandit]

Adult diapers and pepto-bismol. The pep gets me constipated so I avoid having to poop all day.

 

[theabortionator]

Adult diapers and pepto-bismol. The pep gets me constipated so I avoid having to poop all day.

And the diapers are just for style?

 

[GayWolf420]

Adult diapers and pepto-bismol. The pep gets me constipated so I avoid having to poop all day.

change your name to "TheShitHoldinKid"