Mountain Dew: Sperm Count

i did, must've missed that one though, my bad.

mountain dew code red was always pretty good too, is that stuff still out there?
 
its all BS just like low sperm count with weed been blazing 3 years now gear probably works better then it did when i started
 
the key word is a better chance. but theres still a fucking chance man. which is why my women are all on birthcontrol! damn right! i find out one of mah bitches isn't takin' her birth control HOOOO let me tell you that bitch aint gonna sleep for days!
 
BOLD!

Jared, mountain dew does NOT affect your troops down south. Back a while ago, I catched an episode of myth busters and they did the "does mountain dew/coke/pepsi effect your sperm count?" and they did all there crazy testing and it didn't effect it at all. Your safe. Best of luck kid, best of luck.
 
well sorry to burst mythbusters bubble and yours but according to my fertility doctor (my wife and I have been trying to have kids now fo over 2 years)says no weed, cafine or jerking off all lower your sperm count. i think i will lsten to my doctor instead of a tv show.
 
we asked the genius science teacher here and he said that yellow 5 can do it, but only in ridiculously large amounts
 
umm.. your 17 why would you want a high sperm count, are you trying to get a girl pregnant while still in school??
 
Actually, they were testing if Cola can be used as a spermicide. The answer was no.

Worf, it could be possible that your wife is not very fertile. Some women are less likely to be pregnent than other. Face it.

Rumors are rarely true...it has been said that jerking off gives you hairy hands and make your eyes melt.

 
took the words out of my mouth. who the fuck cares how much sperm you have. I'm 17 and when people tell me that, i say, i don't want to get someone pregnant anyways.
 
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