Mothers shouldn't have IM

skiierman

skiierman

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goalsccer (4:29:06 PM): some mother came in wearing a cutoff shirt, showing her saggy belly

mommybiker (4:29:14 PM): great. Ought to attract lots of customers

goalsccer (4:29:10 PM): it went well together

mommybiker (4:29:22 PM): gross

mommybiker (4:29:42 PM): i should wear a cutoff shirt. I'll show you a saggy belly!

goalsccer (4:29:54 PM): ew wtf mom?!

mommybiker (4:30:07 PM): ha!

mommybiker (4:30:14 PM): Be glad I don't do that!

goalsccer (4:30:32 PM): i am glad you dont. id stab out my eyes

mommybiker (4:32:04 PM): bye

goalsccer (4:32:38 PM): bye
 
i had a 3 way conversation with her and one of my freinds. we were talking about how nerdy our parents were, and i was laughing because i knew she was upstairs and couldnt figure out how the hell 2 people were talking to her in the same conversation.

also, my dad thinks he is cool when he attempts to use MSN lingo.

the other day i told him on msn he was grounded (as a joke)and he responded with

iv bn grndd my whle lyf.

i was like fuck this im outa here.

 
damn my parents can't even figure out how to send a text message with their phones. it would be pretty fucking weird if my parents didn't just call me to talk.
 
i got this from my mom as a text once.

"mats+pckn+u+up" she couldnt figure out how to make a space so she used plus signs, and she tries to use all these fucked up abbreviations.
 
Or the best thing. Maybe she won't use IM after she gets an online beating from bored skiiers without any snow.
 
hahahah i love when mom's try to crack jokes like that but you just end up dry heaving, my mom does it all the time.
 
my friends mom always IMs her and it drives her nuts especially when we go out her mom always calls and asks her where she is and who else is there and its wicked annoying
 
haha my dad does that too

my parents are divorced , si when I'm at my mom's I some times talk to my dad and he says stuff like N2M and HBU?

pretty funny considering he's a 45 year old married man with 2 kids
 
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