Mothers Day

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clint

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So, I forgot to get a card for my mom. So I'm making her one. I've got the card made and all but I don't know what I should write. So who wants to help me?
 
i hate you. go slit yor wrists. your a fat bitch. your a whore and im going to tell dad that your having an affair if you dont give me three million dollars
 
i got drunk tonight. so on my way home, i told my friend to go to the 24 hour cvs. and i got a card. i'm awesome.
 
i was going to buy a card

with hearts of pink and red

but i figured i would rather

spend the money on me instead

its awfully hard to buy things

when ones allowance is so small

so i guess you're pretty lucky

i got you anything at all

so happy mothers day to you

there, i said it, now im done

so how about getting out of bed

and making breakfast for your son?

it only works if you wake her up and give it to her in bed, though.
 
you just took that from calvin and hobbes

i thought ahead and ordered my mom flowers and they were delievered to our door.

talk about class.
 
I am breaking my back working in a pile of dirt planting sunflowers for mothers day, not including the various meals Im wipping up. I am the ultimate son. This is really hard though because Im trying to have sex with as many mothers as I can on this day (that aernt my own of course), and I've only gotten 2 so far. Tough life eh?
 
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