Mothers Day

srwinnsuco

srwinnsuco

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What did everyone get for there mum on mothers day. I decided just to go to city market and get my mom flowers instead of going to a graveyard and stealing some.

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-Only Through Chaos Will We Ever See Change

-Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman
 
city market is the shit. my step father and I have cart races down the aisles. it's wonderful

for momma's day, and partly my bday tommarow we went out to dinner @ my 'rents fav restuarant. and I made her a very sweet card. seemed to go over well when she cried and smiled. :)

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took her out for lunch, got her some gardening tools, she's into gardening...

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lol, great job gravtec. yeah i made a card and bought some expensive flowers. Of course my family dont take celebrations well, it became a spectacle.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC. 5th member of the ns underground.
 
i made her breakfast, and got her a card

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My parents can fuck up even my birthday, which is why i cant wait to move out.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC. 5th member of the ns underground.
 
my dad and i bought her a fucking awesome gas grill. Stainless steal, roastery, side burner and tons of other features. It was like $600 but i dont even care b/c its sweet.

-Dan

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i just helped around the house...it was a pretty lame gesture but its all good i guess

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gractek, you did a dollar better than I did. I just got a card. Damn cards aren't cheap these days.

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i was gonna spend nothing going to the graveyard and all but then i ended up going to city market to buy the flowers and i had to pay with a credit card because i didnt have any money, oh heh the credit card bill goes to my parents so they will probably be paying for the flowes so i just realized that i didnt spend any money for my mom on mothers day.

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-Only Through Chaos Will We Ever See Change

-Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman
 
DFT1080, was that a guesture for her to cook more? or that her cooking sucks and maybe the barbecue will make it better?

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DFT1080, It sounds to me like your mom wears the pants in the relationship, what are you going to get your dad for Fathers Day? A garden trowel and some rubber gardening gloves?

I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
 
i washed her car, ironicly we got a grill today, but it had nothing to to do with mothers day, and we went to my grandmas nursing home for a few hours, it sucked.

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