Most unreal college story ever

Both of those guys are fucking crazy. The kid who wrote it is crazy for not doing something sooner, and the other kid is crazy for obvious reasons. But damn, go to the police station and say this kid needs some serious mental help.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
Now that you read it. I have something to reveal...

I AM JED!!!

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."

" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
 
I can't believe I just read that whole thing...I listened to like 10 songs while reading it

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

 
"The juice is loose!"

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Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy, like that.
 
ahahaha bullshit.

'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
 
didnt feel like reading the second one but that fuckin crazy w/ the first one...i like the rc car trick but what would happen if his car ran out of battery????

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i'd be better at skiing if i had better places to ski

-NS Skateboarding-
 
i wouldnt even bother cleaning that place up just dump some gas in there and burn the place down. he could have clamed it was his roomate anyways the guy was so fucking crazy

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The earth has music for those who listen
 
I like that story a lot better then the fesces infested one...

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
holy fucking shit

-Anthony

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using a key to gouge expletives on anothers vehicle, is a sign of trust, and friendship

 
that was so weird

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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?

Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

freeheellife.com

*Northeast*
 
DAMMIT i read the whole thing

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle

 
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