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So I talked to my neighbor for the second time I've been back from school. He actually switched out after the first semester and we were talking about most times we've had sex in a 24 hr period. He beat my 6 with his 8. I used the 3 sets of 2 method. So what's everyone else got?

 
I hope to beat you guys.... some day... in the very distent future

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????

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Dallan!

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Ridiculous
 
thats a huge mofo... he must wieght like 500lbs.

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????

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thats acually a women, I believe her name is PhattTim

don't throw stones if you live in a glass house;

and if you got a glass jaw you better watch your mouth

 
lol west, lol. I started to kinda hate him now.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC. 5th member of the ns underground.
 
just incase chris or someone like kevin or somebody comes and says 'hey is that sam???'

NO ITS NOT ME.

Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

The Offcial Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Vagina°°°

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
come on we ALL know its you but chris and kevin are the only ones who are mean enough to tell you....DAMNIT...never mind.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
hahaha, that so fucking funny! That guy is a pimp and could stomp on anybody. i heard he is a good freestyle jibber. I have seen him busting at Mammoth, breaking rails in half and destroying landings and then almost breaking the chair on the ride up. he is gonna blow up real soon, just wait....

 
i would like to ad the fact that the big guy has a medical disabilty called excess growth hormone syndrome. Which is why he is 7 foot 1 tonne. He is disabled, so lets make fun of him even more.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC. 5th member of the ns underground.
 
god damn that mother fuckers a beast, he could kill u if he bumped into u walking

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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dude, think of the possibilities. if he lost weight, he could be a really good basketball players(s)

-Ryan
 
yeah, i guess so. I wonder what would happen if he fell on you...oh shit.

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
 
3, maybe 4 im not sure if it was 4 in 24 or 3

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
think if he started lifting weights, hed make the strongman contest guys anorexic babies

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Hot Secretary of the OTC!

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
that motha fucka is a beast, and no i dont fuckin know him

Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

The Offcial Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Vagina°°°

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
thats one big mother

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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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I Wonder if his is wider than he is tall...

and I thought Dinosaurs we extinct.

~Founding Member of the NS Anti Post Whore Commitee~

 
Actually I remember my friends Sam and Nicole were going out in highschool. Bunch of nymphos, think he mentioned 11 or 12 once...

 
^thats rediclulas.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
i wacked it 10 times in one day..i thought i was cool, my rod was tired.....poor rod....

2 Inchers Club
 
i don't what dislexic means but my Phyc mentioned it once or 10 times.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
fuck doing it 8 times,just learn to control your ejaculate and have one super long sex session for like 3 hours

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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
Prom day and night. Started at about 12:30AM after a trip to the movies, did it twice. Girlfriend likes to be woken up my fingers...if you catch my drift. 2 more times at 4am. Smoked bud at 4:20am. Woke up at 9am, did it once to start the day. Came back from brunch at like 11:30. One more time to try a new position we heard about. 3pm. Girl goes to get ready for dance. Do it again. 4:20pm. Done with dinner, girl horney, likes me in white tux. Once in the hotel room before dance, to test bed. Come back at 11:00pm, after dance got gay, did it 2 times.

Total in 24 hours, 10. Total including night after prom (ended at 11am when we checked out of the hotel) in 36 hours, total of 14 times.

Also, I was able to successfully hit 4, 4:20's in a row.

Spinks

'Holy shit Spinks! That blunt is the size of my...'-David Bird
 
some days i tell my self i'm gonna masturbate a ton. Then i just don't want to and stop.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
one of my hot friends tell me about all the sex she has with her boyfriend on the weekends, and they average about 8-11 times over a weekend.

i think the most ive done is around 5 or so, but i beath the ol meat sword in between a few times, i dont know if that counts.

ship ariving to late to save drowning witch.
 
my record is like 20 times in 4 days and that was camping with my parents about 10 feet from our tent hahaa

.:l[Tyler]l:.
 
my top is 9 times in one day, but my friend Chris did it 26 times in one day with his gf. He does that taoist technique shit so that's prob y it worked so well

 
26 times in one day?? can you say premature?? yes

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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
yea girls get sore very easily. but i heard guys get sore after a couple times, true or not guys?

.::Jenny::.

Life can't get any better....

'I don't see the purpose of high school, other than to keep me from skiing'
 
too bad j-ho will premature ejaculate 5 times before he ever kisses a girl in this life

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
my record is 5 times in one day. after that i was done my dick was sore.

Alcohol the cause and solution to all lifes problems.
 
hahaha amatures! a couple years ago i went to school in idaho and moved out there with my girlfriend at the time (xxxQueen) We did it for like 2 weeks straight we only stopped to eat and drink. i swear we were like rabbits..well we still are like rabbits hehe

I'd rather take the time to burn every last bridge I've ever crossed beneath the sun than live my life knowing you may one day follow me over one...- Aesop Rock muthafucka
 
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