Most romantic thing you've ever done

Ha. You would be referring to the rocker.The shocker would be 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.
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once upon a time there was a beautiful princess confined to the highest tower of the dragon's castle. i was just a lonely ogre living in my swamp when it was over run by imaginary creatures. to gain back the peace and harmony of my swamp i had to travel far and wide to save this princess from the evil dragon. i then saved her, defeating the beast and we fell in love. but our love was ripped apart by the evil lord farquaad. to win back my love i defeated lord farquaad and the princess and i lived happily ever after in my swamp. then we made hot, romantic ogre sex. the end
 
Picking flowers, sitting by the lake, having a cop find me fucking a girl in my car while at a scenic outpoint.
 
i sat out her window and sang "the most beautiful girl in the room" by flight of the conchords for 6 hours straight, got so much after that
 
for my year anniversary i made a scavenger hunt for my girl with different clues and presents at each spot, 12 in total... she got a poem, flowers, ring, we went to dinner, etc. the whole thing took like almost 5 hours, and the final destination was me on my bed... way romantic, she was impressed
 
went for a walk at my cottage on the road and we sat on a bridge together for like 2 hours just looking out on the lake together

does that count?
 
poems. one time i wrote a poem about the gf i'm with right now... i was taking off for the summer to go work so i wrote here a poem about us and how i'd "wait" for her. painted a picture of us swimming at a lake (it was the first "date" we had), took her to the top of a small mountain in the area and had a homemade meal up there and gave her the painting/poem combo. I also made her a mix tape of cheesy love songs.

 
for christmas i made my girlfriend a hat with matching scarf and mittens

and for her bday i took her on a photoshoot that my buddy did for us. heres on of the pictures.


 
took her out for a nice dinner then went back to my place and i suprised her with an epic back massage
 
Probably stabbing my ex's cat with a screwdriver. It was a really mean cat, no one liked it except her sister. But her sister had cancer and that cat was the only thing that kept her going or some shit so I guess indirectly I killed her sister and she broke up with me. Bullshit if you ask me, but we both thought it was pretty romantic until her sister put the business end of a 12 gauge to her tonsils.
 
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