Most rediculous thing ever

michelle

michelle

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My mom thought I was stoned because me and my friends were laughing and eating cookie dough, so I'm like fine lets go to cvs and get a home drug test. I took the test, and got positive. I only failed the marijuana part, atleast it wasn't something like meth I failed.

I've never even been around weed in my life, how the fuck did I fail it?! So now tomorrow I'm heading off to the doctors to get tested again.

Now basically my summer is like ruined or something gay, or I just lost all trust my mom had for me, until I get the doctors test back. How fucked up is this.

 
haha just think of what you'll be able to hold over her head when the results come back negitive, and you can say mom, you trusted CVS drug kit over your own daughter.

RIP

FRZ

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have you eaten poppy seeds?

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it's a scam, cvs makes it say positive so kids like you and me get in trouble by their parents, and then you go to the doctor and have to pay to get a real test. jk, that sucks though

gotta find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternooon delight

 
So what you're syaing is you've never smoked weed and you failed the test?

Hm, well then hopefully the doctors test will prove the truth for you. Shiiiit.

by the way. Ridiculous doesn't have an "e" in it

 
laughing and eating cookie dough?

i do that in school

Yea. I said it.

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but poppy seeds would make her test positive for herroine not weed

RIP

FRZ

PPP

In New York they wants me_And I'm gonna be there_Van-city's calling

And I'm gonna be there_In T-Dot, they wants me_And I'm gonna be there, spreading the vibes_All over the world

K A R M A

- parker.mills
 
poppy seeds = Opiates, as in Heroin, Opium, Morphine not pot

RIP

FRZ

PPP

In New York they wants me_And I'm gonna be there_Van-city's calling

And I'm gonna be there_In T-Dot, they wants me_And I'm gonna be there, spreading the vibes_All over the world

K A R M A

- parker.mills
 
Yah, she said she's not taking me to the doctors because she doesn't want it to become some huge deal, she thinks they are going to call the police when the test comes back positive. Which it won't, and I highly doubt with all my heart and soul that they will call the police.

So she says she's going to get me another shitty home test again tomorrow morning. This is such bullshit!

 
What can they call the police for?

Possession of marijuana? In your bloodstream?

Just go get the piss test or blood test on your own and show her the results.

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i say dont use the home test. go strait to the doctor because they know what their doing and all and they would give you the actual accurate result.

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that's such a shitty situation you're in, it's like being tried and go to jail and not being guilty, not that bad though. Are you absolutely positive you haven't been around weed ever, like a concert, the beach, or something like that even though I doubt it would make the test positive if you didnt smoke? Well good luck

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your mom just saw you guys sitting eating cookie dough and laughing and made you get a drug test! that suckss! are you not allowed to laugh and eat at the same time!

 
nono caro she took it it on her own will, and failed it because...well im not shure how you could fail it if you didint have marijuana in your system

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why would you take it on your own will??! you could fail! and you did!

i alwasy threaten to do stuff like that but i never would bc of that reason!

p.s. im really sorry about the situation im sure that eventually a test will come out neg

 
aint that a bitch. cvs sucks

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that is the most rediculous thing ever. i would be so pissed that for some reason i failed that and i never smoked a thing. thats wierd

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
I found out the reason why I failed, so fucking stupid. I took 3 aleve for my knee about two hours before I went home, and aleve is Naproxen which can show up as THC in a drug test.

 
aaaaaah i was gonna tell you that. i'm takin that too for my knee, and a friend of mine is really into that stuff and told me that some time ago.

good you have it figured tho

skip school go ski!
 
hahaha a few years ago I passed my work drug test 2 weeks after smoking weed almost daily. Let me tell you though, I was fretting more during the days leading up to the test than any other day throughout my college career. Drug tests are a bitch

 
isn't aleve for periods

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that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
your mom wont buy that bullshit

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
tell your mom shes a dumb bitch and you are going to start selling crack to babies and want to be a drugged out street ho because thats what you are alredy labelled as and labels last for ever. tell her its her fault for not trusting her daughter in the first place

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She believed me about the aleve, hahaha

Except we're still sending the stupid test to like, this lab or something for the real results just because I want to rub it in her face

 
wow your mom sounds like a psycho-hosebeast. Oh, and how about one more person not read the whole thread and tell us that weed doesnt come from poppy seeds.

jibba jabba
 
weed comes from poppy seeds

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
"Mom, I don't smoke weed, but my birth control pills that I use because I'm a huge slut caused it to show that I had THC in my blood"

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
Oh wait that's Alesse, not aleve.

Nevvvvvvvermind.

But still.

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yeah they def aren't i smoked 2 days before i had a random piss test from my probation officers and i passed so they aren't 100% acurate

I Love Head

 
You really gotta toke up a bunch to piss hot. And you're allowed a certain small percentage in you to compensate for second hand smoke and shit like that.

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that was still funny shawn. slut.

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i could do with some bud right now.

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thats so fucking stupid. My mom caught me smoking in my bathroom and she still would never drug test me, and i come home high all the time after 'going to the movies' im sure she probably knows. Just because you were laughing and eating cookies? your mom is the one who needs to smoke some chron and just relax a little.

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word,i feel ya adrian, now yall the struggle when another nigga has to go through the same shit, lifes tough dawg, keep the faith - ATL

 
my parents think im stoned when im not and they arent even suspicous when i am

Now please excuse me, i gotsta get my tree fed.
 
thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard in my life

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