Most Painful Thing thats Happened to You

13248465:louie.mirags said:
and our society likes to pretend they know for sure that that doesn't leave a permanent mental scar because we can't remember it now... It is definitely pointless and may be traumatizing.
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this thread took a left turn to penisville and it sounds like more people are inclined to live in the hood.
 
13248465:louie.mirags said:
and our society likes to pretend they know for sure that that doesn't leave a permanent mental scar because we can't remember it now... It is definitely pointless and may be traumatizing.
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I just don't see the point of removing the skin? Like, let's reduce your pleasure in hopes that you're gonna hold off on mastrubation? Why would you want to reduce pleasure??? Not to mention your doing something to alter a body WITHOUT permission. A child that young can't consent to that. #FORESKIN2k14

(I guess if it's religious it's something else but still...)
 
13248479:Immas said:
I just don't see the point of removing the skin? Like, let's reduce your pleasure in hopes that you're gonna hold off on mastrubation? Why would you want to reduce pleasure??? Not to mention your doing something to alter a body WITHOUT permission. A child that young can't consent to that. #FORESKIN2k14

(I guess if it's religious it's something else but still...)
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yeah it is a religious thing... no surprise it is fucking pointless. I hate even thinking that it could be more sensitive/pleasurable since i'll never know.

Dang ol catholic parents!
 
Maybe not the most painful thing thats ever happened to me but a few months ago I was at work and knocked a red hot piece of steel about the size of a nickel into my pocket. I tried to pull it out because it was resting right on the edge of my pocket and in doing to I ended up pushing it further into my pocket. The piece of steel rolled down my leg and burnt the shit out of me in like 6 or 7 spots. I dropped my pants in the middle of the shop and started fuckin running around my pants started on fire and then finally it rolled out. It was some scary shit.
 
Tore My ACL, and mangled my Meniscus twice in my left knee. also fucked up my back almost two years ago that took me out for two weeks and I still feel it sometimes. Right now I'm currently dealing with a maaadddd strep throat, my left tonsil is 4cm and the doctor said he only sees that maybe a half a dozen times a year. Feels like theres razor blades in my throat and i can't swallow shit so i gotta spit every damn minute. fuckin hurts
 
13248479:Immas said:
I just don't see the point of removing the skin? Like, let's reduce your pleasure in hopes that you're gonna hold off on mastrubation? Why would you want to reduce pleasure??? Not to mention your doing something to alter a body WITHOUT permission. A child that young can't consent to that. #FORESKIN2k14

(I guess if it's religious it's something else but still...)
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When you think about the whole concept of circumcising kids in this day and age its absolutely crazy...

an non-required surgery..on a newborn kids genitals..to remove sensitivity from the organ that sole purpose is to respond to touch..

I have never heard a real reason for chopping besides when people have that mutation that prevents them from getting hard..

because its cleaner? are you fuckin kidding me? this is 2014... we have showers.. Unless you're jamming dirt down your dickhole and hiding in a cave its a terrible excuse

#FOReskin
 
13248050:Cirillo said:
This guy in my company got circumcised and obviously I wanted to see what a freshly cut dick looked like.
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that must be a pretty legit job.. lost my office job when I asked to see a guys wang, just wanted to see what a real black dick looked like
 
Plenty of slices and bangs.... But surprisingly the worst thing was when I pulled a muscle in my neck and it spasmed and swole up real good... Spasmed so bad that I could only hold my head against my left shoulder all the way, or Satan would yank on the nerves on my neck if I so dared to move my head. Uncomfortable injuries are the worst injuries
 
I once overshot a big jump (65ish feet) but i flew so far past the tranny that when I landed I blew out all but one of my buckles on my boots and put like a 4 inch crack in the shell. I had some shit luck and ended up fucking up my hips and spine pretty good ( grade 2 spondylolisthesis) and the WORST shinbang I could have imagined.
 
torn acl. The pain after surgery like days 2-9 were complete hell. I remember going overboard one nights just losing it
 
I fell in a hole and landed on a bolt once.

Working in a pre-fab girder yard. Walking through the formwork, and someone neglected to replace a 1'x1' section of the deck, and I fell through. I would have hit the ground three feet below, but I landed on a 1" bolt that caught my pelvis and stopped me. That REALLY fucking hurt. I'm glad it did though, because by foot was 6" from the ground, and if I had hit the ground, I think I would have shattered my ankle/leg/foot.
 
Getting skiers thumb and bruising my tailbone surprisingly hurt more than breaking my collar bone
 
13248507:louie.mirags said:
yeah it is a religious thing... no surprise it is fucking pointless. I hate even thinking that it could be more sensitive/pleasurable since i'll never know.

Dang ol catholic parents!
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dick cheese or schmegma is a real thing. I'll leave things at that
 
ive done alot that has hurt. heres one of the few that i got a picture of
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I know this is supposed to be about injuries. But the most painful thing thats ever happened to me is when this girl I had a thing with for over two years straight up walked out of my life with another guy. Ouch.

Other than that, I got a second degree burn on my foot when I was 11 from hot tea at McDonalds. Excruciating.. Because we put ice on it right after it happened.. We didn't know you're not supposed to do that.
 
I was bodyboarding in some shorey this summer, probably an eight foot day. Made the drop, hit some backwash, let go of my board, then got the pile drive treatment from a six inch lip into a couple feet of water.

I learned that day how hard sand is and how much it hurts.

Or me and my buddies were going cliff jumping, and in order to climb up you kinda have to float up onto this ledge covered in these fucking razor sharp clam things. As i was floating up with this wave, a set came through and dragged me off of the ledge.

Getting dragged over these sharp shell things hurt so bad, not to mention falling back into the salt water.
 
13250573:YoungDaph said:
this shit

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breaking every major bone in your leg at once is not recommended.
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Breaking your femur is so unbelievably gnarly. Like seriously gnarly, that bone is so big and protected by so much muscle.

How did you do it?
 
Got deep bone bruises in both shins last week at copper due to new boots and a ton of powder/bumpy terrain. Skied the last three days in ridiculous pain.

Also when I was 13 I hit a bump while bombing down a steep trail and tumbled straight into 3 feet wide death cookies (the icy clumps created by snowmaking). I hit my mouth dead on, and my braces cut through my lip almost completely.
 
13250810:El_Barto. said:
Breaking your femur is so unbelievably gnarly. Like seriously gnarly, that bone is so big and protected by so much muscle.

How did you do it?
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Hit a tree going about 50 mph. They say comminuted fractures like mine are rarely seen in anything but high speed collisions. the break wasn't the most painful part, it was the next few days in the hospital when they thought I might have compartment syndrome but instead it was a massive pressure edema putting stress on all my fucked up nerve endings.
 
Bad case of oral thrush. Never fucked up my spine/knees/bones to the extent some of you have but this is the most pain I have experienced.. I can't even eat anything good to, it hurts to much and tears the insides of my mouth apart...

FML right now
 
Most pain i've had, recently at least, is wearing boots too small for me. I got them from a boot fitter who assured me to get that size because if anything they could add more room. I got the toes knocked out for more room. Still so small my foot would go numb and my feet were so cold last season. The painful part was about 10 minutes after taking off my boots, my feet would get blood flow again and it would hurt like a motherfuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
During a high school baseball game, pitcher tried picking me off at second base and of course threw the ball too high. So the second baseman had to jump for the ball and came down on my right pinky finger. The metal cleat went through the top knuckle. I didn't feel it first until i got up and went to adjust everything. blood everywhere and the tip of my finger hanging by skin. Worst part was when the had to flush all the dirt out of it. excruciating.
 
13251448:last_tango said:
Sounds similar to frostbite.
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Yeah, I thought that too. Then, I realized my foot was losing circulation which definitely accelerated the frost bite. My foot would be really white in spots, i mean scary pale. And my big toe would be darkkk purple. Mixed with toe bang. Needless to say I bought new boots and got fitted...
 
Most recent was I was cleaning a grill at my house with a cleaning agent and it somehow splattered up my arm giving me 2nd-3rd degree burns in blotches up my arm as well as chemical burns. Thank god I was near a sink.
 
13251606:AntEater said:
During a high school baseball game, pitcher tried picking me off at second base and of course threw the ball too high. So the second baseman had to jump for the ball and came down on my right pinky finger. The metal cleat went through the top knuckle. I didn't feel it first until i got up and went to adjust everything. blood everywhere and the tip of my finger hanging by skin. Worst part was when the had to flush all the dirt out of it. excruciating.
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damn dude that sounds fucking painful
 
Getting hit by a car that was going 50 mph while I was on my bike or falling 65ft almost straight down on rock in the mountains.. But to be really honest, my childhood.. Honestly proud I survived that..
 
when i was like seven i was sitting on some monkey bars slipped forward and fractured my jaw, couldn't eat for a while hurt like a dead sloth.
 
got my nipple pierced. later in the day I went home and saw some leftover white string hanging out of the puncture, I was like wtf. I pinched it between my fingers and yanked on it quick - like it was a scab. it ended up being a nerve, i passed out.
 
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