most painful thing ever

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ok i got dry concret mix in my eye today not just a little bit but a shit load... now my eye is blistard and i can barly open it and see... i'm actually typing this post with my eyes shut becaseut the pain is too much... i seriously don't know what i'm going to do

ahhhhhhhhh

.:l[Tyler]l:.
 
Holy shit! Did you go to a doctor or something? I hope you're alright...

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i think the most pain would be if you bent your erect penis, and then cut it slowly with scissors at the bend, now thats pain

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penis face

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hahah ^ that sucks I really shouldn't be laughin

'Some day's your the dog and other days you're the hydrant asshole'

-my uncle Gary telling me his philosophy on life while drunk in a bar

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'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'

-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud

-Pep Fujas

-MR
 
im bettin he blew alotta loads on girls faces, and u know karma n shit

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Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
^ i blew a couple loads but its more of a Karma thing

'Some day's your the dog and other days you're the hydrant asshole'

-my uncle Gary telling me his philosophy on life while drunk in a bar

Five-9 Productions

'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'

-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud

-Pep Fujas

-MR
 
shit son thats gotta hurt. ive gotten so much shit in my eye but nothing like cement

i like to burn things

i can do a summersault
 
its getting better brooke dad has had the same thing happen many of times and all i can do for it is put clear eyes in and rest... god damn i seriouls can't fucking stand it it feels like someone is takeing a brush and rubbing it on my eye

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i had insanity sauce on my hand once and wiped my eye unknowingly.....my eye swelled and i was blind out of it for 45 minutes....that was hell

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that really sucks

Jigga say wha??

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try pulling your femur straight when it snaps like a twig, and feeling it rip up your muscles (hamstrings?)

not painful cause i was in shock, but it sucks...

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the reason concrete burns your eyes is cuz it has lime in it. lime burns skin too if its wet and it gets on you. thas why masons wear gloves. so basically if you leave that in there, and its a lot your gonna burn your cornea and end up with cataracts in a few days (big fuzzy white spots on your eyes that impair your vision and are really fucking annoying) flush your eyes with running water for like 15 minutes. it might hurt at first but unless you want laser surgery then go do it. trust me i know, my dad is a mason and i work with him on side jobs a lot, mixing cement.

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whywere you going 25mph

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
haha, the answer to this thread is the thread above it, ''getting kicked in the nuts''. But thats not the worst pain that i can think of

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my eyes got sunburned when i was skiing in whistler....... now it looks like im stoned 24/7

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
i got stood up tonight.

plannin on buyin her dinner at her house (order italian ya know) then rent a movie, and watch it with her ya know. and do all that shit

but NOOOOOOOOOO she just HAD

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EMTAE FO LIFE!
 
..HAD to watch a movie with other guy friend of hers.. GOD DAMNIT!

i cant ever get a fuckin break with women. god fucking damnit

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EMTAE FO LIFE!
 
i recently broke my arm above the elbow. i had 3 pins put in. today i had oneo f those pins pulled out. no anesthetic. it was 15 cm long and completely burried in my arm. they put a regular pair of pliers on the end and pulled. it was a bitch

Fuck the g-rides, i want the machines that are making em.

Kodak Courage gets you injured.

 
here's my story; my dad owns a little shop that rebuilds golf carts, repairs them, puts lift kits on them to make them a little more rugged, etc. se i've had a lifted golf cart (the kind with quad tires and shit) for as long as i can remember. so one day me and my buddy were riding it, and when we were done i hung the key up, and went to take a shit. so when i go outside, i see him riding it like the maniac that he is, and i knew that somebody was gonna get hurt, so he stopped and i jumped on the back to tell him to park it cause nobody was home. so just as i do that, he guns it and starts swerving to throw me off. so he finally cranks the wheel as much as it will go and he hits a hole in the ground and the cart rolls. so it throws me directly into the ground, snapping both my ulna and radius of my left arm. the cart proceeds to roll over top of me, impailing my bone through the skin and into the ground pushing mud 3 inches deep into my bone marrow. so i watch as the cart rolls down the hill straight towards my moms brand new mini van, but luckily got stopped by our basketball hoop. so i get up and start walking towards the house when i notice my arm felt kind of strange. i look down and see this black thing sticking out of my arm, which ended up being my bone. i start wigging out and screaming at my friend to call 911 and all that shit. the medics got there, and luckily the head medic came right before they sent me to the shitty local hospital. he looked at my arm and said 'call for a lifeflight, this kid needs to go into surgery imediately'. so i get lifeflighted to the nearest childrens hospital and go directly into emergency surgery. i needed to get 2 pins, both running the whole length of my arm through the ulna and radius. after 2 more surgeries and a couple different casts, my arm was fully healed JUST in time for ski season. but the sraciest part was that the doctor told me if they would have taken me to the other hospital my arm would have needed to be amputated because gangreen would have set in by the time they transferred me to a hospital with the right equipment for my surgery. and if they would have watied another 2 hours after gangreen set in, the infection would have spread across my body and i could have died within days.

that had to have been the worst pain i have ever felt. the night of the day it happened, i was sitting in the hospital in a temporary cast (the bones weren't set, just cleaned off and put back into my arm) and it hurt soooooooooo bad. i just felt like screaming at the top of my lungs every singe like i moved AT ALL.

'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'

-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
 
i was hitting a jump on my snowmobile and flipped it and i flipped with it and it land on my back and knee and they both are fucked from it

It's that millenium ridiculous flow, I never let go

brothas gettin knocked out is part of my show

Let 'em know who they fuckin with yo, a rhyme wrangler

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what do i win? another girl to stand me up? YES! wait. no, i alread got that :P

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Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club

EMTAE FO LIFE!
 
mad trixx took it no doubt. ure my idol.

Fuck the g-rides, i want the machines that are making em.

Kodak Courage gets you injured.

 
i read somewhere that breaking your femur is the most painful thing you can do to yourself, and that almost anybody who does break it goes into shock immediately because of the pain.

stick around and be no clown just keep on rockin' to the A-l sound

 
^^I've had a head injury that consisted of more than a concussion. I have a piece of metal on the left side of my forehead.

I've also had MANY other injuries, but I'm not getting into that.

'Seduce my mind, and you can have my body. Find my soul, and I'm yours forever.'
 
My worst pain ever was recovering from eye surgery that i needed when i was shot in the eye with a paintball. It was like I had a spike driven through my eye and some one kept on banging it in harder with a rock or something. Painkillers didn't work to well either. The only thing that kept me going was thinking that i might be able to get a marijuana prescription. The pain only lasted 24 hours though so that didn't pan out. But dude go to a doctor rgiht away an eye injury can end up in super shitty if you don't get it checked out right away.

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yeah,there are so many nerves in your eye

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
dam, a pot prescription would be sick. i have a codiene one now.

Fuck the g-rides, i want the machines that are making em.

Kodak Courage gets you injured.

 
internal injuries are the worst pain you'll ever feel. i race motocross and was out practicing a few months ago and crashed super hard, i got pitched off the bike and landed 60 feet away on my side. i pissed blood all that night, and all that week, and the next week. i went to the hospital 3 days after the crash, spent a night in there, and was released and given some tylenol 3's for the pain. the blood pissing stopped for a couple days, then came back, and decided to clot up inside my already bruised kidney. so i ended up in the hospital again, in the most pain i have ever felt. it felt like my kidney was on fire and so were my nuts. then i started puking, i puked up everything i had eaten that day, and then i kept puking. add that to the pain and youve got one hell of a trip. then came the morphine and demarol, and all was right again. and let me tell you, pissing that clot out hurt like a bitch too. god, thats something i never want to do again

 
how bout your first time getting your shit packed, that sure hurts.

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the ppl have spoken, i win

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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor

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EMTAE FO LIFE!
 
yeh it must suck, u could always just hunt that girl down and kill her sam.

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yeh it must suck, u could always just hunt that girl down and kill her sam.

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wohoo double post! go me!

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i suggested to sam that he go to the guys house and wait till she leaves then run in and kill the fucker, but sams a pussay

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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nah, i wouldnt wanna kill her, i will just let her live, and let her live with the regret that she stood me up, and get another girl and amazin sex and have her brag to the chick and stood me up and then she will be all wanting me then i will stand HER ASS UP biotch! yeah, thats it..

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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor

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Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club

EMTAE FO LIFE!
 
dress up like a girl and try to have lesbian sex wit her.

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yea snopunk, morphine helps a shitload. the doctors pumped me with that shit all night long the first night i was in the hospital just so i could get about an hour or so of sleep

'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'

-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
 
yeah madd trix, i know what you mean. morphine is a huge help. i hate sleeping in hospitals. especially in the emergency room hallway. too many fucked up people in there

 
yea, it's like the supiest stoy of all time but it did hurt like shit for a while...

k, so me and sissy dave were going home from the glacier and i decided that i was going to do the whole run to the chairlift fakie... and i was trying to go faster then dave too... so yea, i was hauling ass and going kinda fast.

I had my backpack with my camera and shoes and shits in it. AS a professionnal dumbass, i did not starpped my bag so it was hitting my back all the time..

So yea, there was a lot of bumps and i went faki into those at ful throttle. It was like world war 2 i was being thown in the air and as soon as i was landing, i was thrown in the air again... again and again... BUT, I did not fell... so i siied out from the fakie down the while run attemp cause i tought it might be a bit dabgerous...

Dave laughed his ass off and tried to slide that rocks for no reason, and bailed but he was happy about it (dave is weird sometimes you know.......)

k, so next thing we know we are at the village walking to meet stacey and get to mcdonalds ( best deal in whistler) and my back hurts a lot and dave and stacey are calling me a sissy ( again) so yea, i buy some bear to forget about the pain..

I drink siome and i think we went to the bar and i burned my hand trying to shut a candle off... ( i completly forgot that my hand was lying on a candle tilll it started to hurt)

(note the bar accident might be another day tho.. cant remember)

So we drank and i went sleeping in the closet... i woke up like 2-3 time cuase my back hurted like shit and managed to fell asleep again... yea being drunk as fuck does help sleeping..

Here comes next moring... i wake up... i try to get up, my back is totally blocked and i cant focking move my legs and shit, so i try to get up the other way not working either... so after like 15 nminutes of extrem fighting to get off the bed, i manage to get out of the monster..

I had too take pain killers just to be able to go down the stairs and shit...

So, i decided that skiing would help and Dave called me from the long horn saying his little sissy rib hurted like shit so i had to bring him some advil.. and that meant no more advil for me on the hilll so i did and went skiing... ye

yea do not try fakie riding n bumps at high speed... cost way to much in alcool fees asdn you'll be called a sissy by your so called friends...

-I get head-
 
ouch thoes things are bad for you.... haha i can keep my eye open for about 5 mins then i have to shut it... thanks for the info snownasty its good to know what the fuck going on in my eye

.:l[Tyler]l:.
 
when they take unvoulantary pee samples, they stick the thing actually up your dick hole, ouch

hey,

penis envy is not cool,

so what if mines bigger?
 
haha at about 4:00 (24 hours later) i can keep my eyes open and blink and shit with out pain... well as much pain. but my eye sight is fucked up

.:l[Tyler]l:.
 
brain freeze or getting kicked in the balls, or when your so pissed at the world that it physically hurts, that sucks a lot too

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