Most pain you felt

couple seasons back i overshot the large table in our park, landed a decent 15 feet past the tranny....compressed shins and internal bleeding...had to crawl around my hosue for the next two days

Or when i fell off our lift, 35 feet, snapped femur and broken bones in my arm. in a wheelchari for 4 months

that was pimp
 
OK so here's the story. This is 4 years ago maybe more... Is was into racing at that time. What we were doing is a downhill race like all our group together at the same time. Whil going at about 50+ kmh I was trying to block my side from the guy who was trying to pass me with my arm. After succeding this task, I proceded to put my arm in its proper place. The thing is, I had poles right? well my pole planted right in front of me an I fucking hit me In the face thus ripping my whole upper lip open. My "friends" all went by laughing (caus it didn't seem like something serious) and went trough a curve so they couldn't see me dying on the ground.

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(the picture is after surgery and closing up everything, dammit I couldn't say a word and laughing was prohibited as it would rip my lip open again)

In fact, It really isn't the most pain I've felt in my life, the plastic surgery with the 14 points after was worse I think. Its just the only one I have picture for.
 
I remembered another one. Anybody that has had a cast on knows that after it gets taken off, the skin is extremely sensitive to touch, since it hasn't been in contact with anything for so long and the nerves adapt to pick up on things a lot more.

Anyways. I broke my wrist and was in a cast for a couple of months. When it came time to get my cast cut off I didn't feel like going to the hospital and waiting around forever, so the clinic where I got my x-rays done recommended a medical clinic that had a cast room. I go there and the doctor tells me the chainsaw won't cut me, it only vibrates blah blah, I've had many casts before so I didn't bother letting him touch the saw to my hand to prove that it wouldn't break the skin. So he starts cutting my cast and I start screaming. He tells me to chill out, it's just vibrating the cast and since the skin is extra sensitive it hurts a bit. He goes for it again, and I'm like wrenching my arm away and the nurse is trying to hold me down. Then blood starts dripping out the bottom of the cast, and the doctor is like oh sorry i don't knwo what's wrong with this saw. and then 2 more nurses come in to hold me down while he cuts the rest of the way up the cast and my arm and then down the opposite side. It felt like they were slicing through my entire arm, to the bone. But it wasn't actually very deep at all. They give me some gauze to wipe it off and send me home, saying it's no biggie. Meanwhile I'm still bawling and I can see the cast dust inside the slices on either side of my arm. Sure enough, a couple days later my arm starts oozing and the whole thing was red so I went to a different clinic to get antibiotic cream, which ended up not working and I had to take these pills that made me feel so sick I couldn't do anything for a week. Moral of this rant: go to a legit place to get your cast cut off.
 
soo about three years ago.. compound fracture (bone out of the skin) on my femur (the big leg bone). That hurt abit, and then i had to pull my twisted broken leg out of the tree onto the trail so i could get help. Greatest part was i didnt have the pleasure to black out... for the whole trip down the mountain and then to the hospital. Pretty much a great trip. Thats probably number one for the most pain ive ever felt
 
well about 2 years ago i had a mild appendicitis(sp?) and i went to the hospital like curled up in a ball because i couldnt stand straight, they said it was only mild and the pain did go away. So 6 months later, Christmas freaking day to be exact i felt it again at night, and after opening my presents i couldnt take it anymore and went to the hospital. By the time we got there i was basically crying in pain i like drug myself in and they said it would of ruptured within 4 hours. So i had to go immediately to surgery and once i woke up i thought i was fine got up to go to the bathroom and blacked out because i just hopped up. i guess the pain is the same for another day or two...and thats the worst pain ive had.....
 
This didn't hurt very badly at all, but it looks gnar

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I hate taking gigantic shits they make me want to kill myself
 
when i broke my leg and i went to the clinic... they put a half cast on and told me to go to the hospital the next day... that night if i tilted my leg just a little the bone would move out of place and my mom would have to put it back.
 
i think a good swift kick in the nuts hurts more than a broken bone...but of course a broken bone is way more of a bitch to live with
 
i dont remember it very well now, but i third grade my cousin broke my foot playing football in his backyard. he was like a senioer or junoir i nhighschool so he was like 200 lbs. if you look at the bones in your hand below your fingers, they go down to your wrist. snapped every one of those in my foot. it just like bent in half. i just emeber crying like crazy and saying it was broken and my parents and aunt kinda laughing and saying to each other that i was just shocked and once i calmed down it would be fine. those fucker thought i was making it up. so 2 days later my dad looks at my foot and sees that its black and swollen and says maybe the dumbest thing ive evr heard him say "that might be broken" i was like " yeah you moron that what ive been saying for the past 2 days, fuck"

it probably wasnt that bad, but it really sucked at the time
 
haha i was looking at this thread in school and on of my teacher saw that one guy get nutted and was liek that sucks for that dude how cool is that i thought i was in deep shit
 
gymclass, playing backetball. Got the ball ripped form my arms in the corner, my elbow bent the wrong way, disloacting my elbow, and when i fell, it popped it back in, but wrong. I couldnt bend it for about 2 weeks. I sold all my skates/movies away cuz i couldnt skate all summer.
 
I burst my ear drum, and my mom thought I just had water in it, so she put in alcohol drops which got into my inner ear, this also caused the hole in my ear drum to not heal, now I need surgey to get it sealed shut, I cant dive below six feet anymore either
 
1. a very serious concussion, would up in intensive care for several days and almost needed brain surgery

2. salmonella poisoning...violent vomiting and diarrhea for a week and not eating anything. also the worst stomach ache/something that you can imagine. lasts for a week.

3. breaking my tailbone

4. tripping and falling on a woodstove and saving yourself by sticking your hand on it...owwww
 
when i landed dead flat off of a bicycle bmx dirt jump and my right leg slipped off the pedal and my knee skidded along the ground, creating a deep cut, and hten rolling the skin down past my knee cap (exposing bone) in a sausage roll type manner

that was actually not all tha tpainful, but when i went to the clinic, they gave me the freezing needles so that they could un sausage roll my skin, clean it out, and stitch it up.

the freezing hurt so fucking bad, i swear every blood vessel must have burst. then it was numb, unfeeling, and watching the doctor scrub on my kneecap with a cement scrubber style brush, and then stitching it back together with a fish hook and cat intestines, i was glad for the freezing

few days later i had to go into the emergency because it got infected and my kneeflesh had swollen up around the stitches so they couldn't take the stitches out normally, they had to cut through my swollen puffy skin to get them out, and yea no freezing that time so that hurt bad.

then i had to go back to the emergency a few times a week for a while and get hooked up to an IV for some reason. All in all an injury i could have done without

(3 internal stitches, 21 external)
 
this wasnt my pain but i was peeing next to this guy in the urinal and he flushed the urinal and zipped his foreskin in his fly fucking screamed so lound and started saying it was bleeding he went into a stall and i left.
 
one of my worst pains was when i was on the tramp and i got double bounced real high and when i laanded i got double bounced again but i didnt bounce up agaim, istead i hyper extented my knee so that it bent the opposite way it is supposed to. Like it bended back instead of forward.
 
well id say when i destroyed my left clavicle and shoulder last year but i dont remember that whole week cause i kind landed on my head.
 
prolly when i overshot a jump and landed straight on my back skiing...seems like i broke 3 of my ribs and part of my shoulderblade cuz of the twin tip...well because of that for the next week, wenever i coughed or sneezed i cried hahaha
 
well i have been fortunate, knock on wood, to not have broken much in my body, but I did break a tooth off when i was younger, taking a slap shot in the mouth. But the dentist glued that front tooth back on and it was all good for about 7 years. Then jump ahead to getting my braces off a couple years ago. So they are taking the bracket things off with that snapper tool thing. The assistant lady is going along, snap, snap, snap, she gets to that tooth and she goes to take the thing off and it resnaps my tooth off. Shit hurt so bad. Everytime air moved over the nerve ending in my tooth, just about sent me through the roof.
 
Driving with a fractured heel was much worse than my other injuries; broken wrist, broken tailbone, broken thumb and a broken bone floating around in my foot.
 
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